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40 minutes of my life that included happiness, sadness, frustration, exhilaration, and being shot.

Behold the beauty that is my NEW Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200… shoots Nerf balls at 70 miles per hour!!! 12:25pm – The glory that is my new Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200 arrives at work. 12:30pm – After 5 minutes of hacking, … Continue reading

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HEY! I’m not hitting on you, I’m just trying to pimp out my friend!

So I have a beautiful girlfriend that has been single for WAY too long and I have recently made it my mission to get her hooked up with a handsome fella. However, I’ve hit some unforeseen snags… ya you knew that was … Continue reading

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We’ve got a puppy down… PUPPY DOWN!!!

Orko being the lovable klutz that he is somehow managed to rip a part of his paw pad while going pee in front of the house… he’s talented. I can tell you this now in a calm, peaceful, joking demeanor… … Continue reading

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The stars were late and my mother was naked… pretty much…

So Because I’m an amazing daughter I purchased a STELLAR birthday gift for my mother… literally. From my past posts you know that my parents are happily retired on their organic garlic farm in Washington returning to their younger days … Continue reading

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How a text almost ended my marriage… and other fun facts about moving

So as I mentioned in my last post, which you of course have not forgotten as the written image of CIA Cat exploding from both ends is seared into your brain, right next to that one horrifying time you accidentally … Continue reading

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My weekend, trapped in a car with an exploding cat, a screaming Hubby, and a dog who is disgusted with all of us.

So Hubby and I are leaving our 2 bedroom condo and moving into a 3 bedroom townhouse as, *dramatic pause*, my mother-in-law is moving in with us. Duh Duh DUUUUHHHHH! It’s okay, I’ve come to grasps with it and am … Continue reading

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I can tell you think you’re insulting me, but I’m only hearing “YOU’RE FRACKING AWESOME!”… “and funny”… “and dog gone it, people like you”.

Found this post on Tumblr that describes what kind of writer you are by your  sign… here’s mine… Capricorn: They don’t write one-shots. Everything (and yes they do mean *everything*) they write is part of a series or their overarching mega-macro-universe. Expect to … Continue reading

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Well… we can now add kitchen tables to things that SPONTANEOUSLY catch fire in my presence… with very little help from me…

So… I would just like to repeat what I said after the bathroom fire of 2002 AND the oven-mitts fire of 2014… IT WAS NOT MY FRACKING FAULT!!!! Seriously this time, I really mean it!! The candle was defective!!!! And instead of burning out when it … Continue reading

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I’M A FRACKING MESS… ARE YOU HAPPY BUDWEISER!!!!

It’s almost Super Bowl time! What does that mean for  me? It means I’m locked in the bathroom crying over my phone… EVERY FUCKING YEAR BUDWEISER!!!!  

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Tis the Season to make your in-laws feel uncomfortable!!

My sister-in-law just sent a text to Hubby and I including a picture of her son playing with his Hanukkah gift. The conversation that followed is probably making her rethink her invitation to let us stay with them over the holiday … Continue reading

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