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A road trip almost ended my marriage, but the good news is Hubby has found God… 4 times… accidentally.
Hubby: When’s the next gas station coming up? Me:… Hubby: Babe Me:… Hubby: BABE! Me: WHAT!? Hubby: GAS? Me: NO!! But thanks for asking, my tummy was feeling a little iffy earlier. Note to self, those giant tobacco slim jims are not … Continue reading
My Hubby and the Dog find the idea of me running horrifying… harsh.
So my fabulous job has lunches catered into the office and, like most days, I ate WAY too much and was paying for it later in the day with buddha food belly regrets. I texted Hubby about the terrible tummy situation I was … Continue reading
I’m a “professional” photographer now, but my dog just thinks I’m a “professional” asshole.
So last Christmas Hubby got me an AMAZING high techie camera that I promised I would use EVERYDAY and we would be able to decorate our house with the AWARD WINNING photos I was going to take… and then I … Continue reading
Marriage, it’s about really knowing your partner, and the awkward photos that follow…
I love my Hubby and pretty sure on good days he loves me, but I’m certain that if there had been texting back when we started dating, about 20 years ago, he would have NEVER given me a second date. Case … Continue reading
What do you mean I’m not a natural blonde!?!?
So I’ve been coloring my hair since my Junior year in High School, when I was positive I would look amazing with burgundy hair and my mother had finally given up telling me “NO” and that “I really wouldn’t” and … Continue reading
My mind thinks I can save my dog from a shark with a screwdriver… obviously my mind thinks I’m a badass.
My favorite part of the day, is my drive home after work. Not because it’s the end of a work day or I drive though amazing landscape. It’s because my mind creates the most bizarre storylines when I’m driving home. … Continue reading
Orko learned the hard way that bigger is not always better… poor puppy.
Here’s some more pics of our northern adventure in the snow. Orko loves snow and he loves it even more when it’s in the shape of his favorite object… ball. So Hubby was making Orko’s day, until things got a … Continue reading
My dog, the snowman mutilator!
We took Orko up North to experience the wonders of snow… it took a bad turn… pretty much the moment we got out of the car and Orko noticed the snowman… Hi there! I’m Orko. Ummm, is it just me … Continue reading
Sometimes you just need a friend to call you a filthy whore.
So I made the classic mistake of inviting people to my house. It’s not that I don’t like people, I LOVE people. I love feeding people and making them drink absurd amounts of wine, all the while making them go … Continue reading
How hair curlers ended my sex life.
Hubby: oh my god, what is that? Me: What’s what? Hubby: That!! (pointing at my head) Me: Hair curlers! I just got them, it says I just roll my hair up at night and I awaken to lustrous, bouncing curls. … Continue reading
