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Has Star Trek taught us NOTHING!?!?!?
Well civil war broke out in our house last night, and for once it was NOT my fault … well not really… well kind of … well shit. Okay it started with my sister in law posting a video of … Continue reading
You’ve destroyed a friendship… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Okay! I’m starting to get death threats, so I will now tell the story of Ashley’s Awesomely Evil Surprise Birthday… but first, BACK STORY!… shut up, every great story needs back up. February – Ashley announces she wants to have her 30th … Continue reading
I blame my death on Mad Eye Pete!… and syphilis…
So Tracy, Tricia and I threw pretty much the most diabolical awesomely evil surprise birthday party for Ashley last weekend… But that’s for another blog. Don’t freak, I know I say that and then never blog about it again, but … Continue reading
I give you… THE EVIDENCE!!!
Woke up this morning and before I even had a chance to make the elixir of life aka coffee, I stepped on something disturbing on our living room floor… and this time, it wasn’t CIA Cat’s fault. I quickly emailed … Continue reading
The only person that can hurt me, is me… seriously.
I’m not being all Freudian with that title, I’m just speaking the truth, the hard truth, the hard truth I learned this weekend. Started when Hubby and I went to Costco… on a Sunday… during snack time… while it was … Continue reading
Dude… why is my bowl wet and the toilet still broken?
So my gal pal Lynn and I were on our daily lunch walk around the downtown escalade. Lynn: My toilet’s really broken now. Me:… oh… okay, shouldn’t you call someone about that? Lynn: Well it was kind of broken before, but … Continue reading
Getting to know you, getting to know all about… HOLY SH%&!
So Hubby and I have been in our apartment for about 2 months now and I’m making a point to get to know all of our neighbors. Me: Babe, I just met our neighbors Mark and Carl, I think they’re … Continue reading
I am NOT Freaking Wonder Woman
So as I’ve mentioned before, me and a few of my favorite ladies are on a healthy eating, TONS of excercise kick, and as you may have guessed… it sucks. No, that’s too negative, how about some things suck and … Continue reading
I was winning… until Ashley kitty photo bombed us.
Ashley, Tracy, and I thought it would be a GREAT idea to all go on a diet together… I know, I know images of train wrecks and nuclear explosions suddenly jumped in front of your eyes, but stick with me. … Continue reading
