Tag Archives: laugh

THE HORROR…

Sitting at my desk… reach up to brush away a stray hair on my chin… but it won’t brush away… because it’s attached… TO MY CHIN… correction… to the MOLE on my chin… WHEN DID I GET A MOLE!??! FUCK … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Has Star Trek taught us NOTHING!?!?!?

Well civil war broke out in our house last night, and for once it was NOT my fault … well not really… well kind of … well shit. Okay it started with my sister in law posting a video of … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

You’ve destroyed a friendship… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Okay! I’m starting to get death threats, so I will now tell the story of Ashley’s Awesomely Evil Surprise Birthday… but first, BACK STORY!… shut up, every great story needs back up. February – Ashley announces she wants to have her 30th … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

I blame my death on Mad Eye Pete!… and syphilis…

So Tracy, Tricia and I threw pretty much the most diabolical awesomely evil surprise birthday party for Ashley last weekend… But that’s for another blog.  Don’t freak, I know I say that and then never blog about it again, but … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

I give you… THE EVIDENCE!!!

Woke up this morning and before I even had a chance to make the elixir of life aka coffee, I stepped on something disturbing on our living room floor… and this time, it wasn’t CIA Cat’s fault. I quickly emailed … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

The only person that can hurt me, is me… seriously.

I’m not being all Freudian with that title, I’m just speaking the truth, the hard truth, the hard truth I learned this weekend. Started when Hubby and I went to Costco… on a Sunday… during snack time… while it was … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Dude… why is my bowl wet and the toilet still broken?

So my gal pal Lynn and I were on our daily lunch walk around the downtown escalade. Lynn: My toilet’s really broken now. Me:… oh… okay, shouldn’t you call someone about that? Lynn: Well it was kind of broken before, but … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Getting to know you, getting to know all about… HOLY SH%&!

So Hubby and I have been in our apartment for about 2 months now and I’m making a point to get to know all of our neighbors. Me: Babe, I just met our neighbors Mark and Carl, I think they’re … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

I am NOT Freaking Wonder Woman

So as I’ve mentioned before, me and a few of my favorite ladies are on a healthy eating, TONS of excercise kick, and as you may have guessed… it sucks. No, that’s too negative, how about some things suck and … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

I was winning… until Ashley kitty photo bombed us.

Ashley, Tracy, and I thought it would be a GREAT idea to all go on a diet together… I know, I know images of train wrecks and nuclear explosions suddenly jumped in front of your eyes, but stick with me. … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments