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I’m being PAID to blog!!!… Kinda!!!…
Well it’s official, I’m official!!! Per my unisex bathroom escapade, you know that I’ve started a new job… AND that new job has a blog on their web page… AND I quickly volunteered to write posts for them… AND they … Continue reading
You’re Killing me Fedex!!!
I use “your killing me…” for everything, because The Sandlot is probably one of the greatest movies ever made!!!… seriously… watch it… if you don’t have time, here’s The Sandlot in 5 seconds… But back to the reason of this … Continue reading
Prepare yourselves people… this is gonna get messy. My Intro to a Unisex Bathroom.
Okay I am loving my new job; there’s no dress code, free food in the kitchen, the soda machine doesn’t require coins, and there are random Nerf gun wars that break out when you least expect it, however, there is … Continue reading
Hello, My Name is Mona, And it’s been 6 Months Since My Last Royal Screw Up
Okay we all know that title to be a lie, but I’m currently ranking my screw ups on levels of, “It could have happened to anyone” to “Jesus Christ Woman!… I mean… WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?”. And when you look at … Continue reading
How teaching my dog how to swim became a Doctor Who episode.
TA DA! I said I would post about Orko’s first swimming experience and I did! I’m actually becoming a dependable and honest blogger… well let’s not get crazy. SO here is a photo montage of Orko and Hubby in the … Continue reading
It’s all fun and games till a bird poops on you.
WE DID IT! Hubby and I are in Phoenix!! Goodbye rainy Portland days, hello sweltering Phoenix days… this is better, right? Anywho, the move down was quite an adventure as Hubby and I decided to drive it… nonstop… all 1,350 … Continue reading
My evil magical billowy pants are trying to kill me
The only reason I can think of why my pants are trying to kill me, is because they don’t fit. I’ve packed on a couple pounds since I bought the pants and I’m not able to zip them up all the … Continue reading
And now one of my boobs is flatter then the other… thanks a lot Victoria Secret!
So I’m hanging at home, watching some tv, when I see it… It is every girls fear… Right up there with snake in the toilet… Or rat in your hair… It’s… SPIDER IN YOUR BRA!!! Like any rational person, I … Continue reading
Holy Sh*t, I Have Superpowers!!
So last weekend me and some of my favorite ladies had a spring clothing exchange. For those of you that don’t know what this is, you’re weird… but I’ll still explain. All of your friends gather together with clothes they don’t … Continue reading
Facebook, telling the world of your sexual shortcomings since 1997
Aaahhhhh Facebook, once again you have made me look like an idiot… a TMI idiot. Explaining, this morning I discovered that my back passenger window refused to roll up. So I did what anyone would do, I posted my situation and … Continue reading
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