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LOOK AT MY CUCUMBER!!!

This may surprise you, but my texting can sometimes be even more sporadic and confusing than my every day talking… or writing… or basically my general every day beingness (shut up, it’s a word). But one of my proudest accomplishments … Continue reading

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And now everyone in my office knows the history of Doctor Who… seriously, I gave a presentation… seriously

So my work has these catered lunches brought in every Monday.  And normally we just eat, talk, and then meander back to work. But, our head hauncho decided we should do something fun each Monday to go along with the … Continue reading

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What does your life really amount to, if your dog doesn’t even take you seriously?

So I woke up this morning with one of those uber rare feelings of “I’M GONNA GET SHIT DONE AND BE PRODUCTIVE!!”. Seeing how I NEVER feel this way I jumped out of bed and ripped the sheets of the … Continue reading

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I cooked the turkey because I didn’t want my husband to set the house on fire with a deep fryer… then I set the house on fire…

IT WAS NOT MY FAULT… okay it was a smidgen my fault… But more the dogs then mine… anywho… The Thanksgiving Fire of 2013, will be remembered right up there with The Great Bathroom Fire of 02‘, and The Lightning Striked … Continue reading

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Death by Toilette Paper Avalanche… I Always Knew That Would be the Way I Would Go.

So long story short… hahahhahahahaha, sorry sorry I’ve just never started a story that way.  I mean the best part is the long part… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Sorry, I’m still hitting the leftover Halloween candy pretty hard. SO, … Continue reading

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Does pepper up the nose count as spousal abuse???

I’m pretty certain I have discovered the world’s greatest torture procedure, and I will even allow the government to steal it from me. Trust me, it will make even the die hardest of spies to tell all of their secrets … Continue reading

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Damn You Google Image Search, You Beautiful Bastard, You Totally Get Me!

Do you ever have one of those moments when you’re just sitting thinking about what you’re going to do this weekend, and then you wonder if you should make a list, and then you try to remember if you have … Continue reading

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Don’t Ya Wish Your Bestie Was Awesome Like Mine!?!?!

So I drank all the Gin in the house… stop judging… okay judge a little, I would. So being funny, and pretty drunk, I sent my bestie Ashley a text with a photo of me with an empty glass and … Continue reading

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Hopefully You Haven’t Been Holding Your Breath… Cause You’re Probably Dead By Now… Or Really Talented…

So if you remember LONG ago, I was going to be a bridesmaid in my gal pal Tracy’s wedding to her Prince Charming Dan.  And I had ordered a size 8 dress 3 months before the wedding… when at that … Continue reading

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GAH! I’m a horrible, very important, person!!!

So I know it’s been FOREVER since I’ve posted something new, and it’s not that I haven’t had interesting things to post about… THIS IS ME WE’RE TALKING ABOUT! I mean last week Hubby took me to a high speed … Continue reading

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