Tag Archives: Humor
The bases are different in Alaska… Really different.
So during our last kickball game Hubby, Ashley, and I got in an argument regarding how the “bases” are assigned. Ashley: HA HA I just realized that last runner got on second base twice! Once when he made it to … Continue reading
Finally! I’m not the dumbest person in this relationship!
Don’t get me wrong with the title, I’m not dumb… it’s just, sometimes I will say something that will make me pause and wonder how I’m able to put pants on in the morning. But not this time! Hubby finally … Continue reading
It’s like torture… but without the torture…
Could NOT get to sleep last night. My mind took that opportunity to wander all over the fraking place. 1:26am… wide awake… fanfreakingtastic… 1:35am… look at hubby sleeping soundly… that’s so fucking annoying… 1:36am… is he snoring!?! Oh come on! … Continue reading
Has Star Trek taught us NOTHING!?!?!?
Well civil war broke out in our house last night, and for once it was NOT my fault … well not really… well kind of … well shit. Okay it started with my sister in law posting a video of … Continue reading
You’ve destroyed a friendship… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Okay! I’m starting to get death threats, so I will now tell the story of Ashley’s Awesomely Evil Surprise Birthday… but first, BACK STORY!… shut up, every great story needs back up. February – Ashley announces she wants to have her 30th … Continue reading
I blame my death on Mad Eye Pete!… and syphilis…
So Tracy, Tricia and I threw pretty much the most diabolical awesomely evil surprise birthday party for Ashley last weekend… But that’s for another blog. Don’t freak, I know I say that and then never blog about it again, but … Continue reading
I give you… THE EVIDENCE!!!
Woke up this morning and before I even had a chance to make the elixir of life aka coffee, I stepped on something disturbing on our living room floor… and this time, it wasn’t CIA Cat’s fault. I quickly emailed … Continue reading
The only person that can hurt me, is me… seriously.
I’m not being all Freudian with that title, I’m just speaking the truth, the hard truth, the hard truth I learned this weekend. Started when Hubby and I went to Costco… on a Sunday… during snack time… while it was … Continue reading
