Tag Archives: Humor

The bases are different in Alaska… Really different.

So during our last kickball game Hubby, Ashley, and I got in an argument regarding how the “bases” are assigned. Ashley: HA HA I just realized that last runner got on second base twice! Once when he made it to … Continue reading

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Finally! I’m not the dumbest person in this relationship!

Don’t get me wrong with the title, I’m not dumb… it’s just, sometimes I will say something that will make me pause and wonder how I’m able to put pants on in the morning. But not this time! Hubby finally … Continue reading

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It’s like torture… but without the torture…

Could NOT get to sleep last night. My mind took that opportunity to wander all over the fraking place. 1:26am… wide awake… fanfreakingtastic… 1:35am… look at hubby sleeping soundly… that’s so fucking annoying… 1:36am… is he snoring!?! Oh come on! … Continue reading

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Icebergs, they’ll make an ass out of me and… well me again.

I was reading some of my old blog postings and I realized something rather shocking… I’m an ass. There have been several blogs I’ve posted that I’ve hinted to an awesome follow up story, but have NEVER followed up… what … Continue reading

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THE HORROR…

Sitting at my desk… reach up to brush away a stray hair on my chin… but it won’t brush away… because it’s attached… TO MY CHIN… correction… to the MOLE on my chin… WHEN DID I GET A MOLE!??! FUCK … Continue reading

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Has Star Trek taught us NOTHING!?!?!?

Well civil war broke out in our house last night, and for once it was NOT my fault … well not really… well kind of … well shit. Okay it started with my sister in law posting a video of … Continue reading

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You’ve destroyed a friendship… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Okay! I’m starting to get death threats, so I will now tell the story of Ashley’s Awesomely Evil Surprise Birthday… but first, BACK STORY!… shut up, every great story needs back up. February – Ashley announces she wants to have her 30th … Continue reading

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I blame my death on Mad Eye Pete!… and syphilis…

So Tracy, Tricia and I threw pretty much the most diabolical awesomely evil surprise birthday party for Ashley last weekend… But that’s for another blog.  Don’t freak, I know I say that and then never blog about it again, but … Continue reading

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I give you… THE EVIDENCE!!!

Woke up this morning and before I even had a chance to make the elixir of life aka coffee, I stepped on something disturbing on our living room floor… and this time, it wasn’t CIA Cat’s fault. I quickly emailed … Continue reading

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The only person that can hurt me, is me… seriously.

I’m not being all Freudian with that title, I’m just speaking the truth, the hard truth, the hard truth I learned this weekend. Started when Hubby and I went to Costco… on a Sunday… during snack time… while it was … Continue reading

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