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O.M.G. I’m THAT person!
So… I just did this… AND I’M NOT SORRY!!! ORKO HAS HIS OWN FACEBOOK PAGE… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! http://www.facebook.com/#!/orko.munoz (please be Orko’s friend, as Hubby will soon be sending his mother to the loony bin and he’ll need all the friends he … Continue reading
Webcams, there to show your shame… or your puppies…
Orko has started going to doggy day care… SHUT UP,IT’S ONLY ONCE A WEEK!!!! … sorry… I used to make fun of people who took their dogs to doggy day care and now that I’m one of them, I constantly … Continue reading
Don’t panic, that’s just his penis
Okay the title totally gives away the punch line of the story of my stupidity, but I don’t care, cause it’s funny. So story time, Orko is the first puppy I’ve ever owned. So I’m constantly learning knew things about him. 1. … Continue reading
This war will never end, because I’m a dumbass.
So CIA Cat and new puppy Orko are still not getting along. Well that’s not entirely true. Orko wants to get along with CIA Cat, but everytime he tries (by bringing her his favorite toy or treat) she will slap … Continue reading
I have a puppy now so posting on my blog is low on the list, but above laundry. So I’m posting… dirty.
I know it’s been a long time since my last post but DUDE! Having a puppy, is like having a baby! Shut up all my mother friends out there!! At least you can put diapers on yours… not that I didn’t … Continue reading
Sometimes You Just Have to Throw the Penis Out
Trust me, this will all make sense soon. Hubby: I got Orko a present! Me: YAY!… what is that? Hubby: It’s a bull stick. Me: okay? Hubby: A bull stick, it’s a dried out bulls penis. Me: EYW! BABE! GROSS! Hubby: Oh … Continue reading
Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink…
I love our new puppy Orko. Hubby loves Orko. Our family loves Orko. All our friends love Orko. CIA Cat is plotting Orko’s death. But the good news is that Orko’s on to CIA Cat’s evil plan and makes it a … Continue reading
It’s okay to love your toys… just don’t lllooooovvvveeee your toys
So as I last posted, Hubby and I have FINALLY gotten a puppy. And like all new parents, we are spoiling the bajeesus out of him. We’ve had him a full week and I have purchased over 8 toys for him … Continue reading
Planes are Dodging Pigs and Hitler’s Bobsledding in Hell!
After all of my many, many, many failed attempts to get Hubby to agree to it… IT’S finally happened!!! NO! Not that… Dude, get your mind out of the gutter! WE GOT A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!! He’s a mini australian shepherd, he’s adorable, and sweet, … Continue reading
MY MOTHER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!
I got a call from my mother this morning that started with happy news and ended with me fearing for my future mental health. Mom: Honey, I got my doe! Me: Doe, a deer? A female deer? Mom: I regret … Continue reading
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