Tag Archives: Humor

Hubby just became nerdilicious in under 1 minute

So working with an awesome group of like minded nerdy people has opened my world to TONS of new awesomeness. One of these things is Guild War 2… if you already know of this game, and are disgusted with me … Continue reading

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Put down the gun lady, I’m just here for a spray tan!

I’m not a beginner when it comes to spray tans, I’m Irish, it’s really the only way I can get a tan on my skin. There are 2 colors I’ve been able to pull off on my own, ‘Dead for … Continue reading

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You’re Killing me Fedex!!!

I use “your killing me…” for everything, because The Sandlot is probably one of the greatest movies ever made!!!… seriously… watch it… if you don’t have time, here’s The Sandlot in 5 seconds… But back to the reason of this … Continue reading

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Prepare yourselves people… this is gonna get messy. My Intro to a Unisex Bathroom.

Okay I am loving my new job; there’s no dress code, free food in the kitchen, the soda machine doesn’t require coins, and there are random Nerf gun wars that break out when you least expect it, however, there is … Continue reading

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You live in Phoenix now… try not to kill your dog

So there are some important things to take into account when you move from the Northern Hemisphere to the Southern Hemisphere… okay I know Arizona is not in the Southern Hemisphere, but it feels like it.  I mean come on, … Continue reading

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My evil magical billowy pants are trying to kill me

The only reason I can think of why my pants are trying to kill me, is because they don’t fit.  I’ve packed on a couple pounds since I bought the pants and I’m not able to zip them up all the … Continue reading

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And that’s how I, accidently, destroyed a Yoga instructor

I like cheese… cheese don’t like me… It’s shocking how many times I forget this, case in point, last night. It started with me sitting on the couch with a full box of crackers and a block of cheese, it … Continue reading

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Good Lord I’m 5… teeheeheeheehee

I peeled an orange in one peel! I was so proud of this amazing accomplishment, that I felt it must be shared with the world… or at the very least the rest of  my office. So I rolled it back … Continue reading

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Facebook is Going to the Dogs… Literally.

As you all know Orko has his own Facebook page.  And he posted this ADORABLE photo to our friend Tracy’s Facebook page, addressed to her dog Nigel… who shockingly does NOT have his own Facebook page… just saying Tracy… And just … Continue reading

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My Dog is Edward Cullen… that’s not creepy…

Hubby: Orko was a huge pain in the ass after you went to bed last night. Me: Did he fart and try to blame it on you? Hubby: … no. Me: Did he refuse to give up his TV remote … Continue reading

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