Tag Archives: Humor
Hubby just became nerdilicious in under 1 minute
So working with an awesome group of like minded nerdy people has opened my world to TONS of new awesomeness. One of these things is Guild War 2… if you already know of this game, and are disgusted with me … Continue reading
Put down the gun lady, I’m just here for a spray tan!
I’m not a beginner when it comes to spray tans, I’m Irish, it’s really the only way I can get a tan on my skin. There are 2 colors I’ve been able to pull off on my own, ‘Dead for … Continue reading
You’re Killing me Fedex!!!
I use “your killing me…” for everything, because The Sandlot is probably one of the greatest movies ever made!!!… seriously… watch it… if you don’t have time, here’s The Sandlot in 5 seconds… But back to the reason of this … Continue reading
Prepare yourselves people… this is gonna get messy. My Intro to a Unisex Bathroom.
Okay I am loving my new job; there’s no dress code, free food in the kitchen, the soda machine doesn’t require coins, and there are random Nerf gun wars that break out when you least expect it, however, there is … Continue reading
You live in Phoenix now… try not to kill your dog
So there are some important things to take into account when you move from the Northern Hemisphere to the Southern Hemisphere… okay I know Arizona is not in the Southern Hemisphere, but it feels like it. I mean come on, … Continue reading
My evil magical billowy pants are trying to kill me
The only reason I can think of why my pants are trying to kill me, is because they don’t fit. I’ve packed on a couple pounds since I bought the pants and I’m not able to zip them up all the … Continue reading
Good Lord I’m 5… teeheeheeheehee
I peeled an orange in one peel! I was so proud of this amazing accomplishment, that I felt it must be shared with the world… or at the very least the rest of my office. So I rolled it back … Continue reading
Facebook is Going to the Dogs… Literally.
As you all know Orko has his own Facebook page. And he posted this ADORABLE photo to our friend Tracy’s Facebook page, addressed to her dog Nigel… who shockingly does NOT have his own Facebook page… just saying Tracy… And just … Continue reading
My Dog is Edward Cullen… that’s not creepy…
Hubby: Orko was a huge pain in the ass after you went to bed last night. Me: Did he fart and try to blame it on you? Hubby: … no. Me: Did he refuse to give up his TV remote … Continue reading
