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I can tell you think you’re insulting me, but I’m only hearing “YOU’RE FRACKING AWESOME!”… “and funny”… “and dog gone it, people like you”.
Found this post on Tumblr that describes what kind of writer you are by your sign… here’s mine… Capricorn: They don’t write one-shots. Everything (and yes they do mean *everything*) they write is part of a series or their overarching mega-macro-universe. Expect to … Continue reading
Apparently thinking about engines during sex only speeds things along… lol… I just got that…
Classic Sunday afternoon with the entire family sprawled out on the couch. Hubby playing x-box, me with my book, and Orko and CIA Cat fighting over the prime spot between the both of us. Me: hhmmmm Hubby: what? Me: So in … Continue reading
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Well… we can now add kitchen tables to things that SPONTANEOUSLY catch fire in my presence… with very little help from me…
So… I would just like to repeat what I said after the bathroom fire of 2002 AND the oven-mitts fire of 2014… IT WAS NOT MY FRACKING FAULT!!!! Seriously this time, I really mean it!! The candle was defective!!!! And instead of burning out when it … Continue reading
Tis the Season to make your in-laws feel uncomfortable!!
My sister-in-law just sent a text to Hubby and I including a picture of her son playing with his Hanukkah gift. The conversation that followed is probably making her rethink her invitation to let us stay with them over the holiday … Continue reading
I stepped on something, almost died, and now my neighbor locks his doors.
I was raised country, which means my feet are always bare. The minute I get home I’ll flip off my shoes and refuse to put them on again until I have to head out to join the civilized world. In my … Continue reading
What do you do after getting skin cancer and having reconstructive surgery… GO BUY A FUCKING CONVERTIBLE… SCREW YOU SUN!!!
Ya… so my nose is still healing after having plastic surgery to cover the hole that my skin cancer removal left… and I just bought a convertible… SHUT UP! I know what you’re thinking… oh and did I forget to … Continue reading
The Puppuccino… IT’S REAL!!!!
So like every other woman in the world, YES, I’m using ‘world’ now as I’m absolutely positive that every woman in the world…. is on Pinterest. I have the following image on my Pinterest page titled “I’M TOTALLY GOING TO … Continue reading
What does your life really amount to, if your dog doesn’t even take you seriously?
So I woke up this morning with one of those uber rare feelings of “I’M GONNA GET SHIT DONE AND BE PRODUCTIVE!!”. Seeing how I NEVER feel this way I jumped out of bed and ripped the sheets of the … Continue reading
I cooked the turkey because I didn’t want my husband to set the house on fire with a deep fryer… then I set the house on fire…
IT WAS NOT MY FAULT… okay it was a smidgen my fault… But more the dogs then mine… anywho… The Thanksgiving Fire of 2013, will be remembered right up there with The Great Bathroom Fire of 02‘, and The Lightning Striked … Continue reading
GAH! I’m a horrible, very important, person!!!
So I know it’s been FOREVER since I’ve posted something new, and it’s not that I haven’t had interesting things to post about… THIS IS ME WE’RE TALKING ABOUT! I mean last week Hubby took me to a high speed … Continue reading
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