Tag Archives: Humor
Don’t Think About It… DAMMIT!
My New Necklace is Trying to Kill Me
I LOVE accessories. You know the long-held fashion tip, before you walk out the door look in the mirror and take off one accessory? PPPPHHHHHTTTT!!! I say throw another on! The more the merrier! In fact the more you look … Continue reading
Oh Dear God, Is That What We Sound Like?!
I’m a member of a club. It’s an awesome club that welcomes any woman, along as she’s a bitch. Well to be fair the club is called Bitches Be… so it only makes sense it be full of bitches. We do tons … Continue reading
To Peel or Not To Peel… That is the gross question
So my epic sunburn has entered the itchy as hell stage, which means the inevitable is about to happen… peeling. This brought on a serious discussion with some of my kickball teammates, the ‘That’s What She Said’, at our last game. (Yes … Continue reading
CIA Cat Goes to the Vet
I’m happy to say that this years annual exam found CIA Cat healthy and the Megacolon clear! AND… This year Hubby came along for the first time, which I think CIA Cat really appreciated as he’s her favorite. I will … Continue reading
We are the worst pet parents… but at least we’re funny
Every year it happens and every year it completely freaks me out… CIA Cat’s annual exam… god be with us. However during our strategy meeting I discovered something startling that had nothing to do with CIA Cat. Hubby: Ok, so I’ll … Continue reading
He ment well… but now I’m bloaty!
Hubby: Hungry? Me: I could nosh. Hubby: Great! I’m making Eggs Benedict! Me: … Babe, it’s 10 o’clock at night. I was thinking popcorn. Hubby: No, I got all the stuff and you love Eggs Benedict. Me: Ya, on a Sunday morning accompanied … Continue reading
OH THAT BURNS ME!
I’m 34 and Irish. You would think that with 34 years of experience being a fair-skinned, freckled Irish gal, I would know that the Sun is not my friend… in fact it hates my fucking guts. I forgot… I got burned… … Continue reading
So aparantly all dog owners are psychopaths
I learn the most interesting things while Hubby and I are just driving around. Me: Why can’t I have a dog? Hubby: We live in a one bedroom apartment. Me: So we’ll get a small… Hubby: I will NEVER own … Continue reading
