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It’s a Wedding Not a Funeral, the Bride Did Not Come From My Loins, and I’d Like to Keep My Vajayjay Covered
Seriously people these are things I’ve had to tell sales people trying to sell me their idea of a “perfect dress” for my friends wedding. AAAARRRGGGHHHH! It should NOT be this hard! So what’s the problem you ask? I can … Continue reading
Tif hates Katie Holmes… I don’t know why
Last night Tif and I were watching our favorite shared show ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ and texting our views on the dancers and the judges. We text because we were banned from talking by Hubby as our voices “hit pitches only … Continue reading
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Hey Dumb Ass, 2+2 does not equal 53
Tif: Good Lord Woman! Shut your mouth before a bus drives through it. Me: *YAWN* Sorry, I could not get to sleep last night. Tif: Reading? Me: No. Tif: Watching TV? Me: No. Tif: *wink* *wink* nudge nudge Me: No. Tif: … Continue reading
Country Life = Horney Chickens and Pissed Off Birds
So my parents have bought the farm… AH! No, seriously they’ve retired to their little farm. So Hubby and I went up and visited them last week and learned a little more about farming then we really needed to know. Me: Dad I can’t believe … Continue reading
You’re the navigator, catch the damn corn!
Hubby and I just got back from our vacation with my family and while I’ll be blogging about all the awesomely awesome things we did, I HAVE to first tell the story about our drive home because it was truly … Continue reading
The Apartment’s on Fire! I’ll Get My Pink Hat!!
I blame my lazy, dirty neighbors for Hubby not talking to me. Me: I smell burnt toast. Hubby: ya, me too. Me: Are you cooking toast. Hubby: nope Me: Are you sure? Hubby: Babe, if I was cooking toast and … Continue reading
OH, No He Di’int!
Please read the title of this post again. EXCEPT this time do it with a Sassy Puerto Rican accent, snap your fingers and pop your hip… aaahhhh much better. Ok, so as you all know I heart kickball… bbbuuutttt my love for it has been dwindling a … Continue reading
My Parents… Those Lying Bastards.
Looking in the mirror today I realized two things: 1. I have a lot of freckles 2. My parents are lying bastards. I remember being young and HATING my freckles. But my parents told me not to worry because as I got … Continue reading
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