Tag Archives: Humor

DAMN YOU LEFT BOOB!

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We had a plan and I failed!

Well people it happened!  Hubby and I set up a Fire Contingency Plan last week and BAM! We woke up to fire alarms going off this morning… and sadly my plan did not quite go as… well as planned. BBBBEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP … Continue reading

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Dude that sucks, excuse me while I laugh at you

Our office participates in the annual Portland to Coast Relay that is… AWESOME.  Your basically trapped in a van for 2 days and 1 night with 5 other people walking a total of 130 miles… see?… AWESOME!  Anywho, my work … Continue reading

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Top 10 Reasons This Was The Best Weekend EVER!

1. Hubby’s Company Picnic + Waterballoon toss + “accidental” toss to Hubby’s face + Hubby retaliating with badly aimed throw that takes out Cheryl from accounting = Total Water War Armageddon that lasted over an hour and left too many casualties to … Continue reading

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But Officer What If I Break The Window?

People that leave their dogs in a locked car on a hot day deserve the spot in hell usually reserved for pediphiles and people who talk on their phone while at the movies… ya they’re that bad.  While waiting for my hubby outside his … Continue reading

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I’m A Total Disappointment To My Childhood Self

So I was walking to work today and saw a Jeep drive by, which got me thinking. I should totally buy a Jeep, I’ve wanted one ever since I was a little kid.  That’s it, I’m buying a Jeep and … Continue reading

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India IT Guy Is Totally Screwing With Me

People I swear to God or Alah or Chuck Norris or Whatever you believe in… this story is true and happened 30 minutes ago.  Started with me calling our Companies IT number. IT Dude: Thonk you fur calling International Support Line Mr. Mona Muuuooosssess. (ok … Continue reading

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No Poo… Oh Shit!

Me: Babe when was the last time you cleaned the litter box? Hubby: Is this a trick question? Me: SHIT! Hubby: Ok! I’m on it, calm yourself. Me: No, I’ve been cleaning it regularly. Hubby: So that WAS a trick question. … Continue reading

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You Had Me Hurling at Chickpea

Some of the lovely ladies of my office have decided it’s time to eat right and be fit! And to make sure this happens we’ve agreed to “back each other up” or “throw each other under the bus” which ever … Continue reading

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IT STILL COUNTS, YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!

Me: YOU CHEATING BASTARD! Hubby: huh… wha…  Me: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME FOR HER! Hubby: Babe, what the… HEY, STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR PILLOW!  Me: You deserve it you cheating, good for nothing, Casanova wanna be, asshole! Hubby: What are you … Continue reading

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