Tag Archives: Humor
We had a plan and I failed!
Well people it happened! Hubby and I set up a Fire Contingency Plan last week and BAM! We woke up to fire alarms going off this morning… and sadly my plan did not quite go as… well as planned. BBBBEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP … Continue reading
Dude that sucks, excuse me while I laugh at you
Our office participates in the annual Portland to Coast Relay that is… AWESOME. Your basically trapped in a van for 2 days and 1 night with 5 other people walking a total of 130 miles… see?… AWESOME! Anywho, my work … Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons This Was The Best Weekend EVER!
1. Hubby’s Company Picnic + Waterballoon toss + “accidental” toss to Hubby’s face + Hubby retaliating with badly aimed throw that takes out Cheryl from accounting = Total Water War Armageddon that lasted over an hour and left too many casualties to … Continue reading
But Officer What If I Break The Window?
People that leave their dogs in a locked car on a hot day deserve the spot in hell usually reserved for pediphiles and people who talk on their phone while at the movies… ya they’re that bad. While waiting for my hubby outside his … Continue reading
India IT Guy Is Totally Screwing With Me
People I swear to God or Alah or Chuck Norris or Whatever you believe in… this story is true and happened 30 minutes ago. Started with me calling our Companies IT number. IT Dude: Thonk you fur calling International Support Line Mr. Mona Muuuooosssess. (ok … Continue reading
No Poo… Oh Shit!
Me: Babe when was the last time you cleaned the litter box? Hubby: Is this a trick question? Me: SHIT! Hubby: Ok! I’m on it, calm yourself. Me: No, I’ve been cleaning it regularly. Hubby: So that WAS a trick question. … Continue reading
You Had Me Hurling at Chickpea
Some of the lovely ladies of my office have decided it’s time to eat right and be fit! And to make sure this happens we’ve agreed to “back each other up” or “throw each other under the bus” which ever … Continue reading
IT STILL COUNTS, YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!
Me: YOU CHEATING BASTARD! Hubby: huh… wha… Me: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME FOR HER! Hubby: Babe, what the… HEY, STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR PILLOW! Me: You deserve it you cheating, good for nothing, Casanova wanna be, asshole! Hubby: What are you … Continue reading
