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The blog when you try to tell the new ‘I Almost Died’ story and then end up fighting with yourself in cap locks… blog
Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Labor Day. A lovely long holiday weekend that sends you off to Eastern Washington to hang out on the old family’s organic garlic farm… a chance to really commune with nature… maybe do a little bbqing… spend a little time in … Continue reading
Hubby thinks I have a problem… I think I’m living the dream… You decide…
Hubby: … Really babe? Me: What!?!? Hubby: You’re drinking wine in the morning, in bed, and from the bottle! Me: Okay well it’s actually 11am, so some might argue that it’s the afternoon, and it’s Saturday which is the kind of day … Continue reading
Running… when nothing is chasing you and/or trying to kill and/or eat you… weird.
So let’s just be clear here, I don’t like running. If When the Zombie Apocalypse hits, I have always taken it to be a fact that I will be in the first wave to be eaten, as… I. Don’t. Like. … Continue reading
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Tagged apocalypse, dogs, funny, Humor, laugh, life, Running, shoes, weight loss, zombie
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BACK TO MY ROOTS!!! Meaning we’ve moved back to Seattle… Not that I went back to my natural hair color… I tried that and got bored with it after 2 months… My hair is currently blue.
WE MOVED!! Don’t get me wrong, I loved the 500 days out of the year of temperatures in the triple digits… But I am SUPER happy to be back to my home state of Washington and the return of that wet … Continue reading
My Hubby and the Dog find the idea of me running horrifying… harsh.
So my fabulous job has lunches catered into the office and, like most days, I ate WAY too much and was paying for it later in the day with buddha food belly regrets. I texted Hubby about the terrible tummy situation I was … Continue reading
I’m a “professional” photographer now, but my dog just thinks I’m a “professional” asshole.
So last Christmas Hubby got me an AMAZING high techie camera that I promised I would use EVERYDAY and we would be able to decorate our house with the AWARD WINNING photos I was going to take… and then I … Continue reading
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Tagged dog, funny, Humor, laugh, life, photography, photos
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Well fuck you too 39!!
So yesterday was my birthday. I’m usually not a huge celebrater of birthdays, but seeing how this was my last year in the 30’s I thought maybe I’d make an effort… I really wish I hadn’t. The glorious day started … Continue reading
My dog, the snowman mutilator!
We took Orko up North to experience the wonders of snow… it took a bad turn… pretty much the moment we got out of the car and Orko noticed the snowman… Hi there! I’m Orko. Ummm, is it just me … Continue reading
Sometimes you just need a friend to call you a filthy whore.
So I made the classic mistake of inviting people to my house. It’s not that I don’t like people, I LOVE people. I love feeding people and making them drink absurd amounts of wine, all the while making them go … Continue reading
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