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Mona Primo… I blame my father

Primo. In Spanish it means Cousin… the male cousin. The Italians view it as the First, or the Best. Urbandictionary.com defines it as “a joint with a sprinkling of cocaine”. And I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it at my local … Continue reading

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Brace yourself, this is gonna sting… a lot.

Let me just start with, I did NOT want to write this post.  I’m sorry, call me a prude I don’t care, but a girl should not post about her va… her vagi… her lady parts. HOWEVER, I have “friends” … Continue reading

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Play by play of our WHO EXTRAVAGANZA!

So as I mentioned in my last post, there is a Dr. Who themed pub in Portland. After much shrieking and dancing around like little girls Ashley, my fellow geek enthusiast and best bud, and I departed for our Who adventure.  I wanted … Continue reading

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How dry I am

So I don’t know if you’ve noticed from some of my posts but I like wine… and gin… and vodka… and, well you get the jist.  Anywho I made the mistake of coming home from one of the Bitches Be … Continue reading

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And then I peed my pants

Well that’s it people, I have officially seen the funniest thing I’m ever gonna see. The world holds no mystery for me anymore. When? Last night Where? Our living room Who? CIA Cat, Hubby, and Me What? The Laser Pointer … Continue reading

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I SO should have been arrested

During our afternoon walk the girls and I started talking about shoes, which led to men, which led to uniforms, which led to getting pulled over… still with me? So we all started sharing our best pulled over stories and surprise … Continue reading

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Check Mate Hubby… Check Mate

So, like always, I was bugging convincing Hubby that we need to get a puppy. Me: I would totally take care of it. You wouldn’t have to do anything! Hubby: Don’t believe you. Me: Think of all the joy it … Continue reading

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What I said… What I meant

So we had a bit of a health scare at our house last night.  I think I handled it pretty well, on the outside. It all started with an in-grown nose hair (seriously, doesn’t it always?). Hubby: Babe, I think … Continue reading

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Zumba in 5 awkward steps

Tif and I decided to test the fates and joined a Zumba class… it’s been two weeks and… WE LOVE IT! Zumba is the dance of my people! My Latin, Spanish, Indian, Irish, People! While I strongly urge everyone to join a Zumba class, … Continue reading

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And that’s why I only do this once a F$*&@# year!

GOOD LORD!  Creating a new header collage could lead a person to drink… and since I do that already, it actually lead me to drink so much I had a complete weekend blackout.  Seriously.  I remember sitting down at the computer ready to … Continue reading

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