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Remembering a friend that has gone on to a better place… wine country
If you are a regular reader of my blog, you know all about my friend Sheri/Cheri. She’s one of my besties and also the president of my wine club. Well she’s gone on to a better place… WINE COUNTRY! Sheri got … Continue reading
This is why Facebook needs a sarcasm button!
GAH! I have just reached the level of embarrassment that has only been reached by that guy who got his head stuck up an elephants bum. Google it people, I am not making that shit up! Anywho, I was Facebook … Continue reading
I’m not dead… or divorced
Well… we didn’t go fishing. I KNOW, I know, I had promised an awesome story of hubby taking me on an ocean charter fishing trip! And it totally almost happened, but then for concerns of our marriage he canceled at … Continue reading
Happy 1 year anniversary, you lazy ass!
I’ve been blogging for one year! And it’s been over a week since my last blog… Anniversary Fail! To be fair the tax season is my busiest time of the year at work. I actually had to give up my … Continue reading
Thank God There’s Not a Test to Be a Woman and DEATH TO ALL CREAMER STEALERS!!
I like to think I’m pretty up to date on all the girl parts and how they work, I mean I’ve had my own for 35 years, but pregnancy will always confuse and baffle me. MOM! PUT DOWN THE PHONE! … Continue reading
Oh good grief…
There are certain things some people should just not do. Blind People should not give friends haircuts 700 pound women should not wear mini-skirts I should not attempt to slide into a base … guess which one of these things … Continue reading
Be grateful, it could have been a different finger.
So I’m usually pretty darn chipper in the morning, I know SHOCKING, but most of the times I can roll out of bed with a spring in my step and a sparkle in my eye. This morning started out that … Continue reading
Tiaras and Ascots first kickball game!… shit
Okay so last Sunday was the first game for my kickball team, Tiaras and Ascots. Our team is full of newbie kickballers so I made sure to set us up in the lowest/easiest league available… the F league. I like … Continue reading
Here’s Your Bag…
So kickball season is about to start which means I spent my lunch break stocking up on Jell-O shot ingredients… It’s a Portland thing. I went to the local Safeway to purchase my Jell-O flavors and I just gotta say … Continue reading
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