Tag Archives: Humor

Pledge Furniture Polish is for Furniture, NOT FLOORS!

So Hubby and I are LOVING our new apartment, especially all the hardwood floors! But because we’ve never had hardwood floors before, there have been some learning experiences. 1. All furniture should have buffer pads stuck to their bottoms, so they … Continue reading

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I currently don’t know where my underwear are, but I have a plaque that says I’m FABULOUS!

Hubby, CIA Cat, and I have just finished moving to our new AMAZING apartment , and I have only just now found my laptop. It had been packed up in a kitchen box… apparantly, per Hubby, “it was covered with so much … Continue reading

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And That’s How Hubby Almost Got Me Shot

After having another amazing outing with the ladies, I arrived home ready to put my oh so sexy/clumsy moves on Hubby… but he wasn’t home… so I put my moves on the couch, switched on the tv, and grabbed some chocolate ice … Continue reading

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I’m sorry… but she asked for it

So Ashley and I recorded a new episode for our video blog 2 Geeky Girly Girls regarding our love for Dr. Who and our extreme excitement for its return along with our extreme DREAD for Amy and Rory leaving. The episode was hilarious and … Continue reading

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Love Truly is a Battlefield

Hubby and I had a fantastic Happy Hour with Ashley, Tracy and Tricia yesterday and spent hours discussing Tracy’s upcoming wedding… Granted, Hubby had thought he was coming to have dinner with me… and had tried to make a hasty retreat when he realized … Continue reading

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Our New Apartment is Forcing Me to be a Better Person

This is a conversation that Hubby and I had this morning after he found me doing something shocking on our bedroom floor… Hubby: What the hell!? Me: *grunt* What? *groan* Hubby: What are you doing?!? Me: *gasp* Isn’t it obvious? Hubby: Well, … Continue reading

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Don’t judge a wine by its label… seriously… don’t.

So Ashley was reading our favorite spaceship mechanic’s blog (aka Jewel Staite from Firefly/Serenity) about hosting a wine tasting party with wines bought based on their labels. BRILLIANT! She quickly called me, Tricia, Juanita, and Tracy and told us to come over with a bottle of wine … Continue reading

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Amazingly Awesome = Awkward Moments at Work

It’s finally happened!  After 2 years of “saying” we’re going to move to a bigger apartment, we’re FINALLY doing it! And not just any apartment but an AMAZINGLY AWESOME apartment! How amazingly awesomse you ask? LET ME TELL YOU!! 1. Hardwood … Continue reading

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My what big… eyes you have!

Just had an eye opening conversation with my gal pal Kim that makes me question everything Hubby has ever told me. Kim: I just read this funny card that said “If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after … Continue reading

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COCKROACH!!!

Below is the actual IM conversation that just went down between me and my co-worker Tif!! Can’t make this shit up people!!… well you can, but I didn’t!!! Tif: Just heard you yell, did you fall over in your chair … Continue reading

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