Tag Archives: hubby

Who’s the Worlds Greatest Wife? THIS GAL!… huh not the same impact without seeing me doing the thumb pose

As a mention in my home shopping debacle post, I went to a wine tasting last week.  And like all my wine tastings it was AWESOME!  However, this wine tasting was a little more awsomer then the others.  Like all truly … Continue reading

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I AM PULLING DAMMIT!

After 10 years of marriage I had thought that Hubby got me, I had thought he understood the complicated workings that are me and was prepared for anything I threw at him.  Never have I been so wrong. It all … Continue reading

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Top 10 Reasons This Was The Best Weekend EVER!

1. Hubby’s Company Picnic + Waterballoon toss + “accidental” toss to Hubby’s face + Hubby retaliating with badly aimed throw that takes out Cheryl from accounting = Total Water War Armageddon that lasted over an hour and left too many casualties to … Continue reading

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But Officer What If I Break The Window?

People that leave their dogs in a locked car on a hot day deserve the spot in hell usually reserved for pediphiles and people who talk on their phone while at the movies… ya they’re that bad.  While waiting for my hubby outside his … Continue reading

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No Poo… Oh Shit!

Me: Babe when was the last time you cleaned the litter box? Hubby: Is this a trick question? Me: SHIT! Hubby: Ok! I’m on it, calm yourself. Me: No, I’ve been cleaning it regularly. Hubby: So that WAS a trick question. … Continue reading

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IT STILL COUNTS, YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!

Me: YOU CHEATING BASTARD! Hubby: huh… wha…  Me: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME FOR HER! Hubby: Babe, what the… HEY, STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR PILLOW!  Me: You deserve it you cheating, good for nothing, Casanova wanna be, asshole! Hubby: What are you … Continue reading

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15 Years Together and He Notices What I Wear NOW!?

Me: VICTORY IS MINE!! (slamming front door shut with… well… with victory) Hubby: YAY! and like always NO idea what you’re talking about. Me: I found a dress for the wedding! Hubby: YAY! What wedding? Me:… SERIOUSLY!?! The wedding we’re … Continue reading

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Tif hates Katie Holmes… I don’t know why

Last night Tif and I were watching our favorite shared show ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ and texting our views on the dancers and the judges.  We text because we were banned from talking by Hubby as our voices “hit pitches only … Continue reading

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Country Life = Horney Chickens and Pissed Off Birds

So my parents have bought the farm… AH! No, seriously they’ve  retired to their little farm.  So Hubby and I went up and visited them last week and learned a little more about farming then we really needed to know. Me: Dad I can’t believe … Continue reading

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You’re the navigator, catch the damn corn!

Hubby and I just got back from our vacation with my family and while I’ll be blogging about all the awesomely awesome things we did, I HAVE to first tell the story about our drive home because it was truly … Continue reading

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