Tag Archives: hubby

Does pepper up the nose count as spousal abuse???

I’m pretty certain I have discovered the world’s greatest torture procedure, and I will even allow the government to steal it from me. Trust me, it will make even the die hardest of spies to tell all of their secrets … Continue reading

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Texting, Keeping My Marriage Alive and Funny as Hell

So I’ve been gathering a smoregusboard (well that word just destroyed my spell check) of awesome/funny/horrifying texts from Hubby that I always want to blog about… but never actually do… I know shocker, that’s so unlike me… But the last … Continue reading

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Hubby just became nerdilicious in under 1 minute

So working with an awesome group of like minded nerdy people has opened my world to TONS of new awesomeness. One of these things is Guild War 2… if you already know of this game, and are disgusted with me … Continue reading

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I HAVE THE PAIN TOLERANCE OF 10 MEN!!!… kinda…

I have always believed that I have an amazingly high pain tolerance. Okay granted, I’m sure almost everyone in the world believes they have a high pain tolerance, and they probably also believe that they could take a gun shot … Continue reading

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How teaching my dog how to swim became a Doctor Who episode.

TA DA!  I said I would post about Orko’s first swimming experience and I did! I’m actually becoming a dependable and honest blogger… well let’s not get crazy. SO here is a photo montage of Orko and Hubby in the … Continue reading

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THERE ARE DRUG DEALERS AT COSTCO… just thought you should know.

Hubby and I made a quick stop at Costco last night to get Orko a new awesome bed that I had seen advertised and HAD to buy for him immediately. Seriously, I don’t know how that poor dog had even been sleeping without … Continue reading

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Apparently it’s not a good smoothie unless you’ve paid $600 for it…

This conversation is for all you readers out there who thought I was the crazy one in this relationship… HA! Hubby: I think we should get healthy. Me: Love this idea!  I really need to lose some inches, I’m on the … Continue reading

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I’m addicted! But it’s a good addiction… although it did almost end my marriage and set fire to $10,000 worth of computer hardware…

I finished my first Vlog and it was a blast! I’m totally addicted to it now. I think I’ll make this a regular thing, especially since everything is all set up on my computer, and hubby has started talking to … Continue reading

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Make it so!

Me: BABE!BABE!BABE! Come see the new header for my blog! See, it has me, and Orko, and CIA Cat, and YOU! Hubby:… that’s not me. Me: No, no it’s not. But that’s why it says dot dot dot not really. … Continue reading

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Sometimes You Just Have to Throw the Penis Out

Trust me, this will all make sense soon. Hubby: I got Orko a present! Me: YAY!… what is that? Hubby: It’s a bull stick. Me: okay? Hubby: A bull stick, it’s a dried out bulls penis. Me: EYW! BABE! GROSS! Hubby: Oh … Continue reading

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