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The Sky is Falling, Save the Dog!!
Hubby: I made it to LA, how’s everything there? Me: I. Almost. Died. Hubby: Ofcourse you did. Me: I’m serious! Hubby: Oh I know, trust me after almost 20 years of being with you, when you say you almost died … Continue reading
Hair… WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME!?!?!?
I came to a startling realization this morning when I pulled a neon pink hair off my sweater. Me: OH MY GOD! Hubby: What!?! Me: You could be cheating on me right now and I would have NO CLUE!!! Hubby: what … Continue reading
Cancer pity no longer has a hold on Hubby… dammit
Hubby: That was it! Me: What? What was it?? Hubby: That was the last “But babe, I had Cancer” you get to use! Me: WHAT!? Hubby: I’m sorry, but you have grossly misused your cancer excuse. Me: I’ve only used … Continue reading
The Puppuccino… IT’S REAL!!!!
So like every other woman in the world, YES, I’m using ‘world’ now as I’m absolutely positive that every woman in the world…. is on Pinterest. I have the following image on my Pinterest page titled “I’M TOTALLY GOING TO … Continue reading
Doing Taxes Together aka Don’t Make Me Divorce You!
Hubby hates tax time, like every other American… (sad side note, I was gonna put “Hubby hates tax time like everyone in the world”, but then I wasn’t sure if other countries have taxes, but then I was like of … Continue reading
YES, ALL THIS SWEARING IS NECESSARY!!!!
Okay people, I say this cause I love you all… SUNSCREEN!! Use that shit, and not the low numbered shit, I’m talking the good shit, 30+ baby! Put that shit on everyday, sometimes twice a day, fuck it, reapply that … Continue reading
Blogging – Anyone Can Do It!!! Seriously, my friend just started and her blog is blowing my blog out of the water…
OKAY so I think everyone remembers my fantastic just married friend Tracy! Remember, her wedding was the one that I ordered a bridesmaid dress 3 sizes too small because I was “so certain” I was gonna lose the weight by … Continue reading
Hubby’s not dead, so Christmas gift was a success??
So as you know Hubby and I gave each other Christmas gifts that are awesome and “slightly” dangerous. This weekend we did his gift… RACE CARE DRIVING… it. was. awesome. Technically the gift was that Hubby would get to drive … Continue reading
LOOK AT MY CUCUMBER!!!
This may surprise you, but my texting can sometimes be even more sporadic and confusing than my every day talking… or writing… or basically my general every day beingness (shut up, it’s a word). But one of my proudest accomplishments … Continue reading
What does your life really amount to, if your dog doesn’t even take you seriously?
So I woke up this morning with one of those uber rare feelings of “I’M GONNA GET SHIT DONE AND BE PRODUCTIVE!!”. Seeing how I NEVER feel this way I jumped out of bed and ripped the sheets of the … Continue reading
But That's For Another Blog 