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Planes are Dodging Pigs and Hitler’s Bobsledding in Hell!

After all of my many, many, many failed attempts to get Hubby to agree to it… IT’S finally happened!!! NO! Not that… Dude, get your mind out of the gutter! WE GOT A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!! He’s a mini australian shepherd, he’s adorable, and sweet, … Continue reading

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Aaahhhhh Yes, I’ve Always Been This Funny

So my parents are retiring to the country and are clearing out some of the “clutter” in their life. And apparently my GENIUS is considered clutter. My mother sent me a box of random Mona things. It contained old yearbooks, … Continue reading

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You’ve destroyed a friendship… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Okay! I’m starting to get death threats, so I will now tell the story of Ashley’s Awesomely Evil Surprise Birthday… but first, BACK STORY!… shut up, every great story needs back up. February – Ashley announces she wants to have her 30th … Continue reading

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WOW! I Mean… WOW!

The minute I clicked the publish button on my I’m sad post yesterday, I was hit with a feeling of dread. Not the current “I’m the whale falling through the sky from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, after he realized … Continue reading

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Time travel, all you need is wine.

PHEW! My mother just left for home after a FANTASTIC visit with me and Hubby. It was 4 days of mother daughter hijinks with a crazed Hubby following after us with band aids and fire extinguishers… I swear you set a room on fire once … Continue reading

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Who knew a broom could do that much destruction?

The quarantine has been lifted, Hubby has recovered from his walking death and life is back to normal in our household… kinda. The problem is our new apartments windows.  Don’t get me wrong, they’re fantastic.  They are floor to ceiling, big, … Continue reading

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Pledge Furniture Polish is for Furniture, NOT FLOORS!

So Hubby and I are LOVING our new apartment, especially all the hardwood floors! But because we’ve never had hardwood floors before, there have been some learning experiences. 1. All furniture should have buffer pads stuck to their bottoms, so they … Continue reading

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DARE YOU to watch and NOT wanna play kickball!

:44 Dancing pink girl in back right with piggy tails… ya that’s me. :59 My current team, Tiara & Ascots, in light blue. 1:07 Dancing blue girl at home plate… ya that’s me. 1:39 Girl with mouth wide open at bottom of picture… … Continue reading

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I went to a wine festival to buy bed sheets… of course I did.

(Disclaimer – yes I know my fonts are F’d up, but after an hour of trying to fix them I threw my arms up in the air, shouted some expletives, and hit the publish button… deal.) Portland’s Spring Beer and Wine … Continue reading

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I swear I’m not doing this on purpose… I think

So Hubby stopped talking to me because, “ You’ve used your Jedi mind tricks on me for the last time”… WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME!?!?! Seriously I had no idea I was dipping into the force, I tried to get … Continue reading

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