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Cancer Free!! And only slightly Voldemort like…
Well it’s done! I had my MOHs surgery and all the cancer is gone from my nose!! For those of you that don’t know, M.O.H.s stands for MOTHERFUCKER WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO MY NOSE!?!?!… or something like that. As … Continue reading
The Puppuccino… IT’S REAL!!!!
So like every other woman in the world, YES, I’m using ‘world’ now as I’m absolutely positive that every woman in the world…. is on Pinterest. I have the following image on my Pinterest page titled “I’M TOTALLY GOING TO … Continue reading
It’s my Skin Cancer and I’ll laugh if I want to!!!
Probably the most shocking thing that I’ve learned from getting skin cancer is people DO NOT want you to joke about it, or laugh about it, or declare that this is how you get insurance to cover your nose job. … Continue reading
I think there’s something seriously wrong with us… seriously.
So you don’t have to be a hardcore follower of this blog to know that I love my dog, but as the great Janeane Garofalo said in ‘The Truth About Cats and Dogs‘; “You can love your dog… just don’t lllooovvveee … Continue reading
Hubby’s not dead, so Christmas gift was a success??
So as you know Hubby and I gave each other Christmas gifts that are awesome and “slightly” dangerous. This weekend we did his gift… RACE CARE DRIVING… it. was. awesome. Technically the gift was that Hubby would get to drive … Continue reading
Don’t Ya Wish Your Bestie Was Awesome Like Mine!?!?!
So I drank all the Gin in the house… stop judging… okay judge a little, I would. So being funny, and pretty drunk, I sent my bestie Ashley a text with a photo of me with an empty glass and … Continue reading
And just when you think I couldn’t get any awesomer… BAM!
I was looking at my laptop a few days ago and I realized something… it was dull… like really dull… and depressing… like 5 seconds away from slitting its own circuits depressing. This is no good! I’m an energetic, fun, … Continue reading
I don’t need your pity!… I get enough from my dog
So, was watching some Westminster Dog Show last night, cause I’m a dog owner now and that’s what we dog owners do… right? Anywho, I got excited extremely excited holy shit losing my mind excited when the Herding Group came on and out … Continue reading
HEAR ME!! no seriously… you’re gonna hear me.
UPDATE Okay it’s been decided. Tonight I will record myself telling the ‘Don’t Panic, That’s Just His Penis’ story, with special guest Orko… and his penis. Ya, this is gonna go well. So one thing my friends tell me, a … Continue reading
I’m fat because I LOVE YOU!
I just read this amazing article about how you can tell how happy a married couple is by how fat they are! And if they’re married and skinny then they must be REALLY unhappy and considering divorce!!! Okay maybe that’s not … Continue reading
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