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I have found the greatest music video of all time… OF. ALL. TIME!!!!! And no, I’m not overselling this
My friend sent me a link to a video with the following message: “I saw this video last night and thought you’d like it – if you haven’t already seen it – which would shock me – don’t let the first … Continue reading
MY BABY’S GOING TO THE FINALS!!! (baby = dog) (finals = cutest dog contest)… (your judging = shut up).
So as I previously posted I entered our adorkable dog Orko into a doggy beauty pageant aaaannnnndddddd HE’S A FINALIST!!!!!!! That’s right! Hours of deciphering messed up captchas, and bribing co-workers with pizza to vote a hundred times each, finally … Continue reading
So apparently, I’m NOT Spanish!
While looking for couple halloween costume ideas, I found the following and quickly texted it to Hubby, with the wording “not sure how I feel about this”. Hubby: Because it involves a mustache and mustaches freak you out? Me: No Hubby: … Continue reading
You people make my ass twitch
Me: My ass is twitching. Hubby: Excuse me? Me: No seriously, my ass is like really twitching! Hubby: Why? Me: I don’t know, although technically it’s not the whole ass that’s twitching, just a cheek. Hubby: … Me: The right cheek. … Continue reading
I tried to cook and ended up passing out, BUT NOTHING WAS SET ON FIRE!
So against my Hubby’s wishes, I cooked this weekend! Granted there has been one or two slight mishaps during my last culinary explorations, I believe we all remember the great turkey fire of ’13. But my favorite little lady, and … Continue reading
Some couples hold hands… some don’t.
Laying on the couch reading an old paperback I had found under my bed while hunting for a MIA flip flop, I stopped reading to ask Hubby if he had ever used the word taradiddle in a sentence, cause the author had just … Continue reading
I stepped on something, almost died, and now my neighbor locks his doors.
I was raised country, which means my feet are always bare. The minute I get home I’ll flip off my shoes and refuse to put them on again until I have to head out to join the civilized world. In my … Continue reading
A photo montage of skin cancer healing… the only real reason to take selfies… FINALLY THERE’S A REASON!!!!
Well my plastic surgery was done 2 months ago and now all bandages are off and healing is going strong!! It was a pretty weird procedure, especially since the doctor decided that I had the “right stuff” and didn’t need … Continue reading
Say Goodbye to Cancer Hole!
So I had my plastic surgery consultation last week to cover up my cancer hole, and I was 100% excited and 0% nervous… well 70% excited and 30% nervous… no let’s go 80% excited and 20% nervous. I was nervous because … Continue reading
Cancer pity no longer has a hold on Hubby… dammit
Hubby: That was it! Me: What? What was it?? Hubby: That was the last “But babe, I had Cancer” you get to use! Me: WHAT!? Hubby: I’m sorry, but you have grossly misused your cancer excuse. Me: I’ve only used … Continue reading
