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HEAR ME!! no seriously… you’re gonna hear me.
UPDATE Okay it’s been decided. Tonight I will record myself telling the ‘Don’t Panic, That’s Just His Penis’ story, with special guest Orko… and his penis. Ya, this is gonna go well. So one thing my friends tell me, a … Continue reading
And That’s Why The Radio DJ Had to Die… Horribly.
Me: GGAAAHHHHH!!! He just said “bro” again, that’s the 5th time in 2 minutes he’s said bro. WHY! WHY! WHY, DOES HE KEEP SAYING IT!? You know he’s probably a 40 year old man who just wants to sound like a … Continue reading
Everyone’s a critic, but my friends are critics with flair!
Chris: Your last blog was wrong. Me: My blogs are never wrong. Chris: Ha ya… you said you’re changing from a Portlandan to an Arizonan. Me: Yep. Chris: States get the “an” at the end. Your an Orgonian. Portlandan just sounds … Continue reading
Don’t panic, that’s just his penis
Okay the title totally gives away the punch line of the story of my stupidity, but I don’t care, cause it’s funny. So story time, Orko is the first puppy I’ve ever owned. So I’m constantly learning knew things about him. 1. … Continue reading
I have a puppy now so posting on my blog is low on the list, but above laundry. So I’m posting… dirty.
I know it’s been a long time since my last post but DUDE! Having a puppy, is like having a baby! Shut up all my mother friends out there!! At least you can put diapers on yours… not that I didn’t … Continue reading
First Puppy Play Date aka I KILL YOU!!!
So Orko, my 7.5 pound mini Australian puppy, had his very first doggy play date last weekend… with Nigel… the 160 pound English Mastiff… ya. Some of you are probably screaming animal abuse, well you wouldn’t be wrong. Orko beat the crap … Continue reading
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Tagged Animals, australian shepherd, awesome, english mastiff, funny, laugh, Nigel, orko, play, play date, puppy
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Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink…
I love our new puppy Orko. Hubby loves Orko. Our family loves Orko. All our friends love Orko. CIA Cat is plotting Orko’s death. But the good news is that Orko’s on to CIA Cat’s evil plan and makes it a … Continue reading
MY MOTHER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!
I got a call from my mother this morning that started with happy news and ended with me fearing for my future mental health. Mom: Honey, I got my doe! Me: Doe, a deer? A female deer? Mom: I regret … Continue reading
The Bloggess Would Have Been So Proud!
Hubby: What’s that? Me: Dude, I have like a million things in front of me, so you’re really gonna need to narrow that down. Hubby: What you just pulled out of the grocery bag. Me: An umbrella? Hubby: You bought … Continue reading
Aaahhhhh Yes, I’ve Always Been This Funny
So my parents are retiring to the country and are clearing out some of the “clutter” in their life. And apparently my GENIUS is considered clutter. My mother sent me a box of random Mona things. It contained old yearbooks, … Continue reading
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