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And then I shot my dog.
I was walking my fantastic dog Orko early this morning and was not quite awake, this is why I didn’t see the other lady walking her dog, until Orko had jumped up and planted both paws right into her boobs… Me: Oh … Continue reading
That’s why I’m the awesomest co-worker ever!
One of my more brilliant managers decided I was just so awesome, that I deserved a $20 Starbucks gift card. And, being my awesome self, I decided to share the wealth with my dear co-worker Tif. So I shot her the … Continue reading
Facebook is Going to the Dogs… Literally.
As you all know Orko has his own Facebook page. And he posted this ADORABLE photo to our friend Tracy’s Facebook page, addressed to her dog Nigel… who shockingly does NOT have his own Facebook page… just saying Tracy… And just … Continue reading
My Dog is Edward Cullen… that’s not creepy…
Hubby: Orko was a huge pain in the ass after you went to bed last night. Me: Did he fart and try to blame it on you? Hubby: … no. Me: Did he refuse to give up his TV remote … Continue reading
My Horn Needs an Attitude Adjustment
Someone needs to invent a car horn that will honk with the same emotion that you are feeling when you press it. And I don’t mean one of those novelty horns that you can attach to your car that honks sounds like … Continue reading
THERE ARE DRUG DEALERS AT COSTCO… just thought you should know.
Hubby and I made a quick stop at Costco last night to get Orko a new awesome bed that I had seen advertised and HAD to buy for him immediately. Seriously, I don’t know how that poor dog had even been sleeping without … Continue reading
I neutered my dog on Valentines Day and now I’m being haunted by his balls… seriously.
Let me just start by stating that I’m not a bad person, or a sadist, or a hater of stupid holidays created by Hallmark. It’s just that was the only day they had open for surgery for like months! And let’s think … Continue reading
I blame my parents for leaving the chicken out of my sex talk.
One of my gal pals, Emma, is having a birthday bash this weekend at a VERY swanky restaurant. Since I’ve never been I decided to check out their menu online… dude. Here’s just a couple things from the Small Plates … Continue reading
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God wants to pop my bubble!!!
Just updated the cover photo on my facebook page and I think it’s BRILLIANT!! … until Ashley pointed out it looks like God’s trying to give me a wet willy…
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