Tag Archives: funny
Death by Toilette Paper Avalanche… I Always Knew That Would be the Way I Would Go.
So long story short… hahahhahahahaha, sorry sorry I’ve just never started a story that way. I mean the best part is the long part… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Sorry, I’m still hitting the leftover Halloween candy pretty hard. SO, … Continue reading
Does pepper up the nose count as spousal abuse???
I’m pretty certain I have discovered the world’s greatest torture procedure, and I will even allow the government to steal it from me. Trust me, it will make even the die hardest of spies to tell all of their secrets … Continue reading
Damn You Google Image Search, You Beautiful Bastard, You Totally Get Me!
Do you ever have one of those moments when you’re just sitting thinking about what you’re going to do this weekend, and then you wonder if you should make a list, and then you try to remember if you have … Continue reading
Hopefully You Haven’t Been Holding Your Breath… Cause You’re Probably Dead By Now… Or Really Talented…
So if you remember LONG ago, I was going to be a bridesmaid in my gal pal Tracy’s wedding to her Prince Charming Dan. And I had ordered a size 8 dress 3 months before the wedding… when at that … Continue reading
GAH! I’m a horrible, very important, person!!!
So I know it’s been FOREVER since I’ve posted something new, and it’s not that I haven’t had interesting things to post about… THIS IS ME WE’RE TALKING ABOUT! I mean last week Hubby took me to a high speed … Continue reading
GOOD GOD! Who Gave Those Women a Meetup Group!?!?!
So I’ve been in Arizona for almost 3 months and have been to hundreds of Meetup gatherings…. really??… you don’t know what meetup is!?!? DAMMIT READERS!! GET IT TOGETHER!!! Meetup.com is a site that allows you to join tons of … Continue reading
Texting, Keeping My Marriage Alive and Funny as Hell
So I’ve been gathering a smoregusboard (well that word just destroyed my spell check) of awesome/funny/horrifying texts from Hubby that I always want to blog about… but never actually do… I know shocker, that’s so unlike me… But the last … Continue reading
Hubby just became nerdilicious in under 1 minute
So working with an awesome group of like minded nerdy people has opened my world to TONS of new awesomeness. One of these things is Guild War 2… if you already know of this game, and are disgusted with me … Continue reading
And now my boss knows I poop…
This is why it sucks to have a blog, people you know read it… Some of you may remember I blogged a rather embarrassing, but funny as hell, story about my first unisex bathroom experience… couple days later I noticed … Continue reading
Put down the gun lady, I’m just here for a spray tan!
I’m not a beginner when it comes to spray tans, I’m Irish, it’s really the only way I can get a tan on my skin. There are 2 colors I’ve been able to pull off on my own, ‘Dead for … Continue reading
