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Doing Taxes Together aka Don’t Make Me Divorce You!

Hubby hates tax time, like every other American… (sad side note, I was gonna put “Hubby hates tax time like everyone in the world”, but then I wasn’t sure if other countries have taxes, but then I was like of … Continue reading

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I did a bad thing and now Karma is gonna make me pee my pants.

My adorkable pup, Orko, and I hit the trails early Sunday morning.  I was testing out this new leash I got him, it came with a belt for me, so I can walk him with out having my arm yanked … Continue reading

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If you thought I swore too much last time…

Well per my past blog, they found some skin cancer on my nose. No biggie, they just sliced a bit, burned the hell out of the surrounding area, and called it good… but. I fucking hate buts. I get a call … Continue reading

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I’m high on grass… literally

So we’re all about getting healthy at work, and to help us on our path to nutrition nirvana, our trainer ,Jake, came in today to make us some wheat grass shots. Not just any wheat grass shots, his “special” wheat … Continue reading

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Blogging – Anyone Can Do It!!! Seriously, my friend just started and her blog is blowing my blog out of the water…

OKAY so I think everyone remembers my fantastic just married friend Tracy!  Remember, her wedding was the one that I ordered a bridesmaid dress 3 sizes too small because I was “so certain” I was gonna lose the weight by … Continue reading

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I’m alone… and surrounded by drunks… lucky bastards

So the Pros of having a meetup group is you can meet tons of fun and interesting people while doing fun and interesting things. So the Cons of having a meetup group is you can get stood up… a lot. … Continue reading

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Dammit shoes get your act together!!

So I had the most annoying conversation with my shoes today. Now before you call the crazy wagon, cause I believe my shoes can talk, let me just say… is there really a crazy wagon?? They had one in Beauty … Continue reading

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LOOK AT MY CUCUMBER!!!

This may surprise you, but my texting can sometimes be even more sporadic and confusing than my every day talking… or writing… or basically my general every day beingness (shut up, it’s a word). But one of my proudest accomplishments … Continue reading

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And now everyone in my office knows the history of Doctor Who… seriously, I gave a presentation… seriously

So my work has these catered lunches brought in every Monday.  And normally we just eat, talk, and then meander back to work. But, our head hauncho decided we should do something fun each Monday to go along with the … Continue reading

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I cooked the turkey because I didn’t want my husband to set the house on fire with a deep fryer… then I set the house on fire…

IT WAS NOT MY FAULT… okay it was a smidgen my fault… But more the dogs then mine… anywho… The Thanksgiving Fire of 2013, will be remembered right up there with The Great Bathroom Fire of 02‘, and The Lightning Striked … Continue reading

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