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Running… when nothing is chasing you and/or trying to kill and/or eat you… weird.
So let’s just be clear here, I don’t like running. If When the Zombie Apocalypse hits, I have always taken it to be a fact that I will be in the first wave to be eaten, as… I. Don’t. Like. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged apocalypse, dogs, funny, Humor, laugh, life, Running, shoes, weight loss, zombie
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BACK TO MY ROOTS!!! Meaning we’ve moved back to Seattle… Not that I went back to my natural hair color… I tried that and got bored with it after 2 months… My hair is currently blue.
WE MOVED!! Don’t get me wrong, I loved the 500 days out of the year of temperatures in the triple digits… But I am SUPER happy to be back to my home state of Washington and the return of that wet … Continue reading
How I broke my friend and made her question her life, all while I didn’t watch the Bachelor
I wish I liked the Bachelor, so many of my friends like that show and listening to them each morning losing their shit over who did what, who wasn’t picked, who was picked, who kissed who, who didn’t kiss who, who … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged bachelor, bachelorette, evil, Friends, friendship, funny, laugh, life choices, texting, wrong
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My Hubby and the Dog find the idea of me running horrifying… harsh.
So my fabulous job has lunches catered into the office and, like most days, I ate WAY too much and was paying for it later in the day with buddha food belly regrets. I texted Hubby about the terrible tummy situation I was … Continue reading
I’m a “professional” photographer now, but my dog just thinks I’m a “professional” asshole.
So last Christmas Hubby got me an AMAZING high techie camera that I promised I would use EVERYDAY and we would be able to decorate our house with the AWARD WINNING photos I was going to take… and then I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged dog, funny, Humor, laugh, life, photography, photos
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What do you mean I’m not a natural blonde!?!?
So I’ve been coloring my hair since my Junior year in High School, when I was positive I would look amazing with burgundy hair and my mother had finally given up telling me “NO” and that “I really wouldn’t” and … Continue reading
My mind thinks I can save my dog from a shark with a screwdriver… obviously my mind thinks I’m a badass.
My favorite part of the day, is my drive home after work. Not because it’s the end of a work day or I drive though amazing landscape. It’s because my mind creates the most bizarre storylines when I’m driving home. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged awesome, badass, bowie knife, camping, daydream, dog, funny, laugh, life, ocean, puppy, screwdriver
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Well fuck you too 39!!
So yesterday was my birthday. I’m usually not a huge celebrater of birthdays, but seeing how this was my last year in the 30’s I thought maybe I’d make an effort… I really wish I hadn’t. The glorious day started … Continue reading
Wise words from Hubby during the holidays
Got a little down this holiday season, but Hubby would have none of that and sent me the following text. So like a good wife I did exactly what my Hubby told me to do… at work… Yes that’s … Continue reading
My dog, the snowman mutilator!
We took Orko up North to experience the wonders of snow… it took a bad turn… pretty much the moment we got out of the car and Orko noticed the snowman… Hi there! I’m Orko. Ummm, is it just me … Continue reading
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