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Monkey goes to the Salon
There has been talk that I have not been taking very good care of Drunkey Monkey *cough* *cough* *pissykittyslitterbox.com* *cough*. So I took him to Salon de Monique. Now hopefully these vicious DM abuse rumors will stop… even though he … Continue reading
Monkey goes to the ER
Once again I have gotten a black eye, and I swear I find the lamest ways to get them. This time it involved my softball team the “Mother Sluggers” and an evil, evil ball that had it out for me. BUT that’s … Continue reading
Best Lunch Meeting EVER!
“You girls are lucky, you never had to learn how to work with a Wang.” That was the sentence that started the greatest department admin lunch meeting ever. I’ll give you a quick history lesson, so you understand what my manager … Continue reading
Interoffice IM… I hate you
Posted in Facebook/IM Dialogue, Humor
Tagged boo hoo, Friends, funny, ho, Humor, IM, Interoffice, life, macys, mean, office, self loathing, work
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I Used the Force Against CIA Cat
Last night I was enjoying a little tele on the couch when I felt something brush against the back of my leg. I looked over my shoulder and saw my cat aka CIA cat. And I did NOT like the look … Continue reading
Blah Blah Blah Chlamydia Blah Blah Blah
Have you ever been told a story that you really weren’t paying any attention to? Usually because something else was on your mind, the story was just too boring, or (like me) you were too busy wondering where the hell … Continue reading
T and M Swan Lake Review
Tif, my good friend and loyal co-worker, and I have a love hate relationship. We LOVE to HATE anything and everything the other one LOVES… follow? Tif LOVES ballet, I therefore HATE the shoes, the anorexia, the tights (except on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged ballet, crazy lady, dance, disgusting, finger nails, funny, gag, gross, hate, Humor, love, movie, Movie Review, newsletter, vomit, work
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Worlds AWESOMEST Gift
My buddy Rich was quickly approaching another monumental birthday and I was seriously stuck trying to find the awesomest birthday gift ever. But finally after HOURS of Google searching, crying, hair pulling, and wailing… I FOUND IT. It was so … Continue reading
Oh, Like You Haven’t Set Yourself on Fire
Let me just start by stating I’m not a complete idiot… but I have been known to act before thinking. An excellent example of this would be when I accidentaly set my bathroom on fire… along with myself. Let me … Continue reading
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