Tag Archives: funny
Spock will fuck your rock up!
Ashley Posted a Picture on Facebook And now I will never loose Rock, Paper, Scissors Mona but what about Spock? Ashley Well if you think about it, live long and prosper, kinda looks like scissors … So therefore rock beats … Continue reading
My mother… HOW CUTE IS SHE!?!?
Just got this email from my mother and had to share, so all of you can experience the adorableness that is my mommy. (p.s. she provided the pics, but I added the captions). Well, the story is when your Dad … Continue reading
The Bloggess and Santa, making it possible for me to call my friends assholes!
Mona posted on her Facebook page ”I believe in Santa Claus because of basic algebra. “Do you believe in Santa Claus?” “No, it’s just parents.” “Do you believe in parents?” “Of course.” Let’s take that to the next logical conclusion… … Continue reading
I’m a Goddess in Japan… or China… or possibly South Korea
I was late for work. This usually isn’t a big deal, as I’m often late for work. But this morning I was really, REALLY late for work. I mean late like “I was held hostage in my bathroom by a … Continue reading
Exploding Cookies… tis the Season!
I’m beginning to think the holidays hate me. Especially after my miserable loss to Hubby during the Family Thanksgiving Iron Chef Side Dish Cook Off. Apparently stuffing has been “done”, while banana, honey, whipped yams is “imaginative” and “wonderous”… I think my … Continue reading
Iron Chef Thanksgiving… IT’S ON!
Me: I wish you would be more excited about going to my parents’ cabin for Thanksgiving. Hubby: Your parents’ cabin, that’s out in the boonies with no TV and minimal cell coverage… ya I’m really excited. Me: But it will be fun! … Continue reading
Oh Karma, You Sneaky Bitch
So per my last post I asked the age-old question, are you a bad person for laughing at your friends misfortune? I know that sounds mean but, COME ON, how would you respond if a friend tells you they were … Continue reading
Obviously the door was on Hubby’s side.
Hubby and I were having a “discussion” last night that got a little heated and ended with me having a mild concussion. It started with us discussing my ongoing campaign to get a puppy. Hubby: We’re not ready for a … Continue reading
