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Thank God There’s Not a Test to Be a Woman and DEATH TO ALL CREAMER STEALERS!!

I like to think I’m pretty up to date on all the girl parts and how they work, I mean I’ve had my own for 35 years, but pregnancy will always confuse and baffle me. MOM! PUT DOWN THE PHONE! … Continue reading

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Oh good grief…

There are certain things some people should just not do.  Blind People should not give friends haircuts 700 pound women should not wear mini-skirts I should not attempt to slide into a base … guess which one of these things … Continue reading

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Be grateful, it could have been a different finger.

So I’m usually pretty darn chipper in the morning, I know SHOCKING, but most of the times I can roll out of bed with a spring in my step and a sparkle in my eye.  This morning started out that … Continue reading

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Tiaras and Ascots first kickball game!… shit

Okay so last Sunday was the first game for my kickball team, Tiaras and Ascots. Our team is full of newbie kickballers so I made sure to set us up in the lowest/easiest league available… the F league.  I like … Continue reading

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Here’s Your Bag…

So kickball season is about to start which means I spent my lunch break stocking up on Jell-O shot ingredients… It’s a Portland thing. I went to the local Safeway to purchase my Jell-O flavors and I just gotta say … Continue reading

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Please tell me I’m not the only one who does this

So I have a 2.4 mile walk to work that I’ve been doing for about 2 years and it can get a little monotonous.  So to liven up thing I sometimes set my feet on autopilot and let my mind … Continue reading

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Cause you just didn’t drink enough…

Happy Day After St. Patrick’s Day!!!  And because I’m just sure you haven’t had enough reason to drink yourself into delusion this weekend… HERE’S EPISODE 3 OF 2 GEEKY GIRLY GIRLS… oohhh sorry, probably shouldn’t be shouting… ENJOY!!

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I swear I’m not doing this on purpose… I think

So Hubby stopped talking to me because, “ You’ve used your Jedi mind tricks on me for the last time”… WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME!?!?! Seriously I had no idea I was dipping into the force, I tried to get … Continue reading

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Crotch grab the new way to say “Hello, Welcome to the Neighborhood!”

First off let me just say, I did not expect it to be THAT cold oustide!  Okay, granted, this is not a good enough reason for molesting myself in front of my new neighbor but… crap, let me start from … Continue reading

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2G3 Episode 2 – Top 10 Geeky Girly TV Shows!

2 Geeky Girly Girls have posted episode 2!  Watch Ashley and I fight it out to name our top 10 favorite TV shows, past and present!  Brace yourselves people…. Ashley has never watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer *GASP*!  

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