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And That’s How Hubby Almost Got Me Shot
After having another amazing outing with the ladies, I arrived home ready to put my oh so sexy/clumsy moves on Hubby… but he wasn’t home… so I put my moves on the couch, switched on the tv, and grabbed some chocolate ice … Continue reading
Our New Apartment is Forcing Me to be a Better Person
This is a conversation that Hubby and I had this morning after he found me doing something shocking on our bedroom floor… Hubby: What the hell!? Me: *grunt* What? *groan* Hubby: What are you doing?!? Me: *gasp* Isn’t it obvious? Hubby: Well, … Continue reading
Don’t judge a wine by its label… seriously… don’t.
So Ashley was reading our favorite spaceship mechanic’s blog (aka Jewel Staite from Firefly/Serenity) about hosting a wine tasting party with wines bought based on their labels. BRILLIANT! She quickly called me, Tricia, Juanita, and Tracy and told us to come over with a bottle of wine … Continue reading
Amazingly Awesome = Awkward Moments at Work
It’s finally happened! After 2 years of “saying” we’re going to move to a bigger apartment, we’re FINALLY doing it! And not just any apartment but an AMAZINGLY AWESOME apartment! How amazingly awesomse you ask? LET ME TELL YOU!! 1. Hardwood … Continue reading
COCKROACH!!!
Below is the actual IM conversation that just went down between me and my co-worker Tif!! Can’t make this shit up people!!… well you can, but I didn’t!!! Tif: Just heard you yell, did you fall over in your chair … Continue reading
Remembering a friend that has gone on to a better place… wine country
If you are a regular reader of my blog, you know all about my friend Sheri/Cheri. She’s one of my besties and also the president of my wine club. Well she’s gone on to a better place… WINE COUNTRY! Sheri got … Continue reading
This is why Facebook needs a sarcasm button!
GAH! I have just reached the level of embarrassment that has only been reached by that guy who got his head stuck up an elephants bum. Google it people, I am not making that shit up! Anywho, I was Facebook … Continue reading
I’m not dead… or divorced
Well… we didn’t go fishing. I KNOW, I know, I had promised an awesome story of hubby taking me on an ocean charter fishing trip! And it totally almost happened, but then for concerns of our marriage he canceled at … Continue reading
Happy 1 year anniversary, you lazy ass!
I’ve been blogging for one year! And it’s been over a week since my last blog… Anniversary Fail! To be fair the tax season is my busiest time of the year at work. I actually had to give up my … Continue reading
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