SUBSCRIBE HERE… well actually down there
Tag Archives: funny
Who needs words when there are Google images?
Just had the best email conversation with my gal pal Tracy. It started with words, but we quickly moved past that to true communication… funny cat photos. I had sent an email to Tracy asking if she wanted to do a Happy Hour tonight, … Continue reading
He Started it with Torture, I ended it with a Gas Bomb
So I learned some hard truths tonight people… HARD TRUTHS!
It all began while I was sitting at Hubby’s desk, exploring the wonder and awesomeness of China Ebay. I know China is a pretty bad country when it comes to human rights and pollution control, but MY GOD can those people offer sparkly shiny things for low, low prices and FREE SHIPPING!!
*phew* sorry, I do tend to get a little carried away when it comes to sparkly things… hence my last purchase… I just couldn’t decide between tiara or headband… so I got both! … too subtle?
Anywho, while drooling over the new line of cyrstal encrusted nose warmers, Hubby came up to the desk, pushed me aside, got down on his knees, and stuck his head under the desk…
Me: Well Hello Sailor!
Hubby: (muffled) What?
Me: Watchya doing down there honey?
Hubby: (still muffled) I gotta swap out one of the wall cords… something… something… tech talk… nerdyness… blah.
Okay that’s not exactly what he said but it was getting boring so I zoned out and continued with my bling extravaganza shopping.
Hubby: ggahhh mig ed duck.
Me: Ya don’t say.
Hubby: MMMAAAHHHH IZ STUG!
Me: Totally
Hubby: BABE!
Me: yo
Hubby: MY HEAD IS STUCK!
Me:… it is not
Hubby: I think my hair is stuck on a screw
Me:… really?… Okay what’s the last post you read from my blog.
Hubby: What? I don’t know? The dude one?
Me: WHAT! That was MONTHS ago!!! Okay… time to catch up. April 17th It was a cold day and Hubby and I…
Hubby: OH COME ON! This is Torture!!!…
Me:…
Hubby:… babe… where are you going?
Me:… bed… good luck with all that down there.
Hubby: Babe!… Babe?… BABE!
Me:… I’m back.
Hubby: Thanks hon, are you going to help me know?
Me: No
Hubby: Then why did you come back!??
Me: I just ate 2 slices of your pepperone pizza.
Hubby: You can’t eat peppperoni, it makes you… OH BABE!
Me: Welcome to War.
Death by Bacon… not as cool as you would think.
So Hubby and I stopped for a “quick” “bite” yesterday. It’s wasn’t quick… and most definitely was NOT a bite. I give you… Hubby’s burger. Me: BABE! Hubby: What? Me: That’s a walking heart attack! Hubby: No, it’s the Boogy … Continue reading
What 2G3 Learned from the Avengers… Yes, You Care!
So Ashley and I have decided to start filming short little videos for our 2GeekyGirlyGirls site, cause honestly I’m just too damn lazy to edit. SO this 3 minute video has no editing, if it did, you wouldn’t have seen … Continue reading
Apparently the TRUTH is not wanted in the courtroom… neither is nervous ranting… whatever
So as I mentioned in my last post, I was called in for Jury Duty, or Jury Service. Apparently, per our morning lecture orientation from the court house spokesman, ‘Duty’ is a forced act while ‘Service’ is an honor… okay… … Continue reading
If you don’t hear from me tomorrow, I’m in jail… but I’m sure it was totally worth it.
Well the inevitable has happened, I’ve been picked for Jury Duty. THIS IS OUTRAGIOUS! I had a 5 year streak going of not receiving a jury duty notice. I actually believed someone had dropped my file behind a filing cabinet where … Continue reading
Dornish Wine: Best Paired with Revenge, but Only When Served Cold
So you all remember my “friend” Jake and his little Dornish wine gag he pulled on me a couple months ago. And if you remember I swore I would get my revenge, preferably with an elephant. Well the elephant thing … Continue reading
And That’s How My Kickball Team Got Taken Out By a Small Convertible
I love my kickball team, Tiaras & Ascots. You all know this as I’ve posted about their awesomeness a MILLION times. But, I have to admit, I love our team mascot, Nigel, just a tiny bit more WELL COME ON, … Continue reading
Ha Ha Universe… HA. HA.
Having a bit of a low day today, so I’ve decided to think of all the happy things in my life to help bring me up… Alright, here we go. I played kickball yesterday with my FAVORITE team, Tiaras & … Continue reading
But That's For Another Blog 