Tag Archives: funny

It’s like torture… but without the torture…

Posted on September 25, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

Could NOT get to sleep last night. My mind took that opportunity to wander all over the fraking place. 1:26am… wide awake… fanfreakingtastic… 1:35am… look at hubby sleeping soundly… that’s so fucking annoying… 1:36am… is he snoring!?! Oh come on! … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged disturbing, funny, Humor, insomnia, life, marriage, mind, questions, sleep, sleeping, star wars, thinking, thoughts, wrong, zombies | 9 Comments

Icebergs, they’ll make an ass out of me and… well me again.

Posted on September 21, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

I was reading some of my old blog postings and I realized something rather shocking… I’m an ass. There have been several blogs I’ve posted that I’ve hinted to an awesome follow up story, but have NEVER followed up… what … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged Alaska, blogging, boats, Captain, dying, embarrasing, Fishing, freak out, fun, funny, glacier, Humor, husbands, iceberg, life, marriage, titanic | 3 Comments

You’ve destroyed a friendship… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Posted on September 13, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

Okay! I’m starting to get death threats, so I will now tell the story of Ashley’s Awesomely Evil Surprise Birthday… but first, BACK STORY!… shut up, every great story needs back up. February – Ashley announces she wants to have her 30th … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged acting, awesome, birthday, Friends, fun, funny, happy, Humor, improv, laugh, life, love, story, surprise, wrong | 3 Comments

The only person that can hurt me, is me… seriously.

Posted on August 14, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

I’m not being all Freudian with that title, I’m just speaking the truth, the hard truth, the hard truth I learned this weekend. Started when Hubby and I went to Costco… on a Sunday… during snack time… while it was … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged bleeding, boxing, costco, cry, fun, funny, Humor, hurt, laugh, life, love, marriage | 3 Comments

Dude… why is my bowl wet and the toilet still broken?

Posted on August 9, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

So my gal pal Lynn and I were on our daily lunch walk around the downtown escalade. Lynn: My toilet’s really broken now. Me:… oh… okay, shouldn’t you call someone about that? Lynn: Well it was kind of broken before, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged broken, comedy, Friends, fun, funny, Humor, laugh, life, macgyver, toilet | 4 Comments

Getting to know you, getting to know all about… HOLY SH%&!

Posted on August 8, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

So Hubby and I have been in our apartment for about 2 months now and I’m making a point to get to know all of our neighbors. Me: Babe, I just met our neighbors Mark and Carl, I think they’re … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged beard, Friends, funny, gay, Humor, laugh, life, love, marriage, neighbors, pot, slushies | Leave a comment

I am NOT Freaking Wonder Woman

Posted on August 1, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

So as I’ve mentioned before, me and a few of my favorite ladies are on a healthy eating, TONS of excercise kick, and as you may have guessed… it sucks. No, that’s too negative, how about some things suck and … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged Friends, funny, healthy, Humor, laugh, life, pain, pilates, superhero, torture, wonder woman, workout | Leave a comment

I was winning… until Ashley kitty photo bombed us.

Posted on July 25, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

Ashley, Tracy, and I thought it would be a GREAT idea to all go on a diet together… I know, I know images of train wrecks and nuclear explosions suddenly jumped in front of your eyes, but stick with me. … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged cat, diet, Dude, Friends, fun, funny, Humor, kitty, laugh, life, picture, support, wrong | 11 Comments

And That My Friends is a Funeral Win!

Posted on July 24, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

Ashley, Tracy, and I just had a long email discussion that started with Google and ended with the GREATEST SHOW OF FRIENDSHIP EVER!! Me: I know you both know this, but… DO NOT GOOGLE SEARCH WEIRD MEDICAL SYMPTOMS YOUR ARE … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged best friends, cancer, diet, drama, Friends, funeral, funny, glitter, Google, Humor, laugh, life | 1 Comment

That’s Why You Don’t ‘F’ with the Ref!

Posted on July 23, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

Well I had a fun weekend! I organized my closet, painted my nails, was a referee for a charity kickball tournament, almost got in a brawl with an A-Hole, and cleaned out my refrigerator. So, which of those should I … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged Ass hole, charity, Friends, funny, games, Humor, kickball, kids, laugh, life, referee, rude, yellow card | 2 Comments