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Ten things I know that you may not.

1. Eigh pints of Guinness will leave you legally blind for the night. Please only test this if you have a trustworthy friend that will stay with you during the entire night and not leave cause they think you’re joking… KAMI!! 2.  … Continue reading

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Why I will NEVER own a fish again… Part 3

Tif: I’m getting an extra caramel, extra whip caramel frapaccino, you? Me: *sigh* nonfat, sugar-free, no whip iced caramel latte. Tif: Your drink makes me sad. Me: Me too.  So number 5 reason why I shouldn’t own a fish again… are you … Continue reading

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Why I will NEVER own a fish again… Part 2

Tif: That’s gross. Me: It’s cottage cheese. Tif: Oh no, I didn’t ask what it is, I know what it is, I was just making a statement that it’s gross. Me: Sorry, but if I don’t start watching what I eat I’m … Continue reading

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Why I will NEVER own a fish again… Part 1

Tif: Mona, I found the most amazing thing in the company handbook! Me: Why, for the love of all that is holey, would you read the company handbook?  Oh wait, I know. Trying to find a loop hole for the no flip-flop … Continue reading

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CIA Cat Needs a Friend… KAHN!

Walking into work today I saw this flier… I must have KAHN! So I emailed the pic to Hubby telling him we should get CIA Cat a buddy and waited for a reply… it never came. So I called him. Me: (sing … Continue reading

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Apparently Nerdy CAN be Slutty

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I Missed the Chance to Drink with an Alien… DAMMIT!

Me: So Kim, looked like you had a good time at the wine tasting last Friday. Kim: Ya that had to be one of the best wine tastings ever, I can’t believe you left early. Me: Why, what I miss? … Continue reading

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Evil Purple Unicorn Wants Me to Kill

I was standing in the checkout line at the little korean owned snack shop in my building when I felt someone watching me.  I turned around to see this staring at me from the shelf. Me: HOLY SHIT! Uni: Don’t … Continue reading

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Monkey goes to my Kickball game

I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned this, but I’m on a kickball team… ya that’s the game you played in elementary school that was like baseball, but instead of bats and hard balls it was played with a big red bouncy … Continue reading

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CIA Cat knows a trick… kind of

Last night Hubby declared that he had taught CIA Cat a trick.  I had planned to give you a play by play of the events that followed… but it’s so sunny outside… and I’ve had like a million cups of … Continue reading

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