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God wants to pop my bubble!!!
Just updated the cover photo on my facebook page and I think it’s BRILLIANT!! … until Ashley pointed out it looks like God’s trying to give me a wet willy…
HEAR ME!! no seriously… you’re gonna hear me.
UPDATE Okay it’s been decided. Tonight I will record myself telling the ‘Don’t Panic, That’s Just His Penis’ story, with special guest Orko… and his penis. Ya, this is gonna go well. So one thing my friends tell me, a … Continue reading
Everyone’s a critic, but my friends are critics with flair!
Chris: Your last blog was wrong. Me: My blogs are never wrong. Chris: Ha ya… you said you’re changing from a Portlandan to an Arizonan. Me: Yep. Chris: States get the “an” at the end. Your an Orgonian. Portlandan just sounds … Continue reading
The bases are different in Alaska… Really different.
So during our last kickball game Hubby, Ashley, and I got in an argument regarding how the “bases” are assigned. Ashley: HA HA I just realized that last runner got on second base twice! Once when he made it to … Continue reading
You’ve destroyed a friendship… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Okay! I’m starting to get death threats, so I will now tell the story of Ashley’s Awesomely Evil Surprise Birthday… but first, BACK STORY!… shut up, every great story needs back up. February – Ashley announces she wants to have her 30th … Continue reading
I blame my death on Mad Eye Pete!… and syphilis…
So Tracy, Tricia and I threw pretty much the most diabolical awesomely evil surprise birthday party for Ashley last weekend… But that’s for another blog. Don’t freak, I know I say that and then never blog about it again, but … Continue reading
Dude… why is my bowl wet and the toilet still broken?
So my gal pal Lynn and I were on our daily lunch walk around the downtown escalade. Lynn: My toilet’s really broken now. Me:… oh… okay, shouldn’t you call someone about that? Lynn: Well it was kind of broken before, but … Continue reading
Getting to know you, getting to know all about… HOLY SH%&!
So Hubby and I have been in our apartment for about 2 months now and I’m making a point to get to know all of our neighbors. Me: Babe, I just met our neighbors Mark and Carl, I think they’re … Continue reading
I am NOT Freaking Wonder Woman
So as I’ve mentioned before, me and a few of my favorite ladies are on a healthy eating, TONS of excercise kick, and as you may have guessed… it sucks. No, that’s too negative, how about some things suck and … Continue reading
But That's For Another Blog 