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Put down the gun lady, I’m just here for a spray tan!
I’m not a beginner when it comes to spray tans, I’m Irish, it’s really the only way I can get a tan on my skin. There are 2 colors I’ve been able to pull off on my own, ‘Dead for … Continue reading
Holy Sh%& look at my lashes… um dude, my lashes are up here!
I was at a “girls meeting girls for friendship and getting wasted” meetup happy hour… WHAT!?!? That’s how I meet new friends!! Anywho, I noticed the woman next to me had the longest lashes I had ever seen! I leaned … Continue reading
How falling to meet Joss Whedon, turned into me not having children… stick with me.
So my friend Ashley just posted something horrifying on Facebook: Ashley: I just saw Joss fucking Whedon walking downtown Portland. It was literally all I could do not to attack him and request a picture! Me: … you didn’t… WHO … Continue reading
Hello, My Name is Mona, And it’s been 6 Months Since My Last Royal Screw Up
Okay we all know that title to be a lie, but I’m currently ranking my screw ups on levels of, “It could have happened to anyone” to “Jesus Christ Woman!… I mean… WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?”. And when you look at … Continue reading
Holy Sh*t, I Have Superpowers!!
So last weekend me and some of my favorite ladies had a spring clothing exchange. For those of you that don’t know what this is, you’re weird… but I’ll still explain. All of your friends gather together with clothes they don’t … Continue reading
Facebook, telling the world of your sexual shortcomings since 1997
Aaahhhhh Facebook, once again you have made me look like an idiot… a TMI idiot. Explaining, this morning I discovered that my back passenger window refused to roll up. So I did what anyone would do, I posted my situation and … Continue reading
Facebook is Going to the Dogs… Literally.
As you all know Orko has his own Facebook page. And he posted this ADORABLE photo to our friend Tracy’s Facebook page, addressed to her dog Nigel… who shockingly does NOT have his own Facebook page… just saying Tracy… And just … Continue reading
My dog has excellent taste in literature… literally
Me: Well, we now know that Orko has excellent taste in literature, he ate one of my Harry Potter books. Ashley: Which one? Me: The Half Blood Prince. Ashley: I would have figured Deathly Hollows, kind of like a payback … Continue reading
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Tagged authors, books, cry, death, destruction, dog, dumbledore, family, Friends, harry potter, laugh, life, pets
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I blame my parents for leaving the chicken out of my sex talk.
One of my gal pals, Emma, is having a birthday bash this weekend at a VERY swanky restaurant. Since I’ve never been I decided to check out their menu online… dude. Here’s just a couple things from the Small Plates … Continue reading
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Tagged chicken, dinner, eating, eating out, egg, facebook, fancy, Friends, fun, funny, girlfriends, girls night, laugh, life, party, reporduction, sex talk, uncomfortable
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