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Tag Archives: Friends
I Almost Died… Vicariously Through Someone Else
“Oh My God!” I yelled as I collapsed at the restaurant table, “I Almost Died!” I explained, grabbing Cheri’s drink out of her hand and downing it. “Oh My God!” Cheri cried, “You just stole my drink!!” “Focus!” I screeched, “I almost died walking … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged car accident, Friends, funny, happy hour, Humor, life, nordstroms, shoes, steve maddens, walk
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Monkey goes Down!
I would like to start this photo montage of Drunkey Monkey’s fall into Jello disgrace by stating that IT WASN’T MY FAULT!! I mean how was I to know that the Jello Ashley brought to the park wasn’t normal Jello?!? (SIDEBAR) … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Monkey out and about
Tagged food, Friends, fun, jello, life, marshmallow, moneky, park, vodka
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CIA Cat + Drunkey Monkey = WTF!
Found this picture… Apparently they go way back!! What if DM is a spy sent by CIA Cat… this makes me question our whole relationship!
The Curse of the Lame Black Eye Stories
Just once I would like to get a black eye and have an AMAZING story to go along with it. Something like, I was attacked by crazed black bears looking for honey or I was assaulted by ninja kitties high … Continue reading
Monkey goes to Zoo Brew 2011
Drunkey Monkey had an awesome time at the Oregon Zoo Brew! (Zoo Brew is an AMAZING event where tons of brewries give away drinks while you walk around the zoo communing with nature. DM thinks this is the best idea … Continue reading
Arguing with Me, Myself, and I
Just had a pretty upsetting argument with myself over lunch. It all started with me microwaving the left over steak from last night’s dinner. Me: mmmmmmmm steak. Myself: um… Me… what are you doing? Me: About to eat this delicious … Continue reading
Interoffice IM… I hate you
Posted in Facebook/IM Dialogue, Humor
Tagged boo hoo, Friends, funny, ho, Humor, IM, Interoffice, life, macys, mean, office, self loathing, work
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Blah Blah Blah Chlamydia Blah Blah Blah
Have you ever been told a story that you really weren’t paying any attention to? Usually because something else was on your mind, the story was just too boring, or (like me) you were too busy wondering where the hell … Continue reading
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