Tag Archives: Friends

Apparently Nerdy CAN be Slutty

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I Missed the Chance to Drink with an Alien… DAMMIT!

Me: So Kim, looked like you had a good time at the wine tasting last Friday. Kim: Ya that had to be one of the best wine tastings ever, I can’t believe you left early. Me: Why, what I miss? … Continue reading

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Monkey goes to my Kickball game

I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned this, but I’m on a kickball team… ya that’s the game you played in elementary school that was like baseball, but instead of bats and hard balls it was played with a big red bouncy … Continue reading

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Are You Sure? Seriously, ARE YOU SURE!?!

Stylist Claire (rhymes with hair, tee hee, ok sorry I’m done SC from here on out): So this is it, we’re cutting it?? Me: Yep, we’re totally cutting it! SC: No Doubts? Me: NO DOUBTS! (Harp Strings) SC: What’s that? … Continue reading

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Facebook Friends and Work Friends Should NEVER Meet

And this is why:

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Late Night IMing… Mom please don’t read this post

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And that’s why I can never go back to that Starbucks

I love my Starbucks.  It’s right across the street from work.  They all know my name and great me when I visit.  And they know my drink by heart and give me extra flavoring cause I believe they truly love … Continue reading

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How Jazz Hands Won Us The Game!

It’s happened people! It’s finally happened!! My softball team the Mother Sluggers has FINALLY won a game (that didn’t include a forfeit). Now it was all very exciting and I could give you an excruciating detailed description of all the amazing … Continue reading

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Oh what a pretty color… I’ll take that guys eye!

Found this old string of emails and thought it was hilarious, yet a little sad… I’m not really that bright. From: Mona To: Ang Subject: An ULCER!!!! Date: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 I have a freaking ulcer on my eye!!!! … Continue reading

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Once Again IM Screws Me!!

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