Tag Archives: Friends

Don’t Point Those Things at Me

LADIES would you please have other ladies backs…well fronts actually… okay let me explain. At work today Tif came by for our normal coffee run: Tif: Starbucks? Me: Hellz ya. Tif: WOW! Me: What? Tif: Nothing, I just didn’t realize … Continue reading

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My New Necklace is Trying to Kill Me

I LOVE accessories. You know the long-held fashion tip, before you walk out the door look in the mirror and take off one accessory? PPPPHHHHHTTTT!!! I say throw another on! The more the merrier! In fact the more you look … Continue reading

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Oh Dear God, Is That What We Sound Like?!

I’m a member of a club.  It’s an awesome club that welcomes any woman, along as she’s a bitch.  Well to be fair the club is called Bitches Be… so it only makes sense it be full of bitches.  We do tons … Continue reading

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LOOK OUT! Evil Purple Unicorn is Out Amongst Us!

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To Peel or Not To Peel… That is the gross question

So my epic sunburn has entered the itchy as hell stage, which means the inevitable is about to happen… peeling.  This brought on a serious discussion with some of my kickball teammates, the ‘That’s What She Said’, at our last game. (Yes … Continue reading

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It’s Her Own Fault For Asking Me

To: Mona From: Sarah Subject: Tasha’s Bachelorette Shin Dig… Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:18:30 Hi Sweety, So I was taking to Rod and he said that Tasha’s bachelorette party is only her and two friends..??? I think we should do … Continue reading

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Curse You The Band Perry!!

It’s sad how it only takes 3 minutes to turn me from a happy normal woman to a complete emotional clusterfuck. Started with me happily sitting at work, typing away at my laptop, listening to my radio when ‘If I Die Young’ by … Continue reading

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Ten things I know that you may not.

1. Eigh pints of Guinness will leave you legally blind for the night. Please only test this if you have a trustworthy friend that will stay with you during the entire night and not leave cause they think you’re joking… KAMI!! 2.  … Continue reading

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Why I will NEVER own a fish again… Part 1

Tif: Mona, I found the most amazing thing in the company handbook! Me: Why, for the love of all that is holey, would you read the company handbook?  Oh wait, I know. Trying to find a loop hole for the no flip-flop … Continue reading

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Why My Morning Walk Sucked

I don’t know why everything about my walk this morning sucked, it’s usually a very happy and enjoyable start to my day. 1. Neighbors Dog – I love it when he runs along side me yapping and jumping on his hind legs (I … Continue reading

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