Tag Archives: Friends

GIANT BLOCK GAME!… that is all.

Last Friday night was wine tasting night, awesome as always, but then things were kicked up a notch when I got a text that Chris was having a BBQ. Cheri: We should go. Me: I agree Kim: Why? We already … Continue reading

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Don’t make my lamb poop on you

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I’m an 80’s failure

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Sparkley… TAKE A DRINK!

Once again I’ve tasted shoe… bleck.  Confused? Well of course you are you’re reading my blog after all, but I’ll clarify.  Tasting shoe basically transfers to putting your foot in your mouth… aahhh now you get it, aren’t I clever! … Continue reading

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Childhood memories OH GOD OH GOD WE’RE GONNA DIE

I’ve had a few several many near death experiences in my life. I really gotta hand it to my Guardian Angel, that lady has been able to divert trains, semi-trucks, boulders, reattached a bungee cord, kept 2 trucks and 1 car from flipping with me in … Continue reading

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If You Can Remember The Entire Party, You Obviously Didn’t Have An Awesome Time

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Evil Purple Unicorn is back… and he’s got friends

If you are a loyal follower of my blog (which of course you ALL are so no fear there) you know about the Evil Purple Unicorn that tried to convince me to murder the nice Korean shop owner downstairs. THEN … Continue reading

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What do you mean you DON’T want to look in my bra?!

Last weekend a group of some of my favorite ladies decided to go on a boat tour… a three-hour tour… ya I think you’re beginning to get the idea of the horror that could possibly follow.  BUT before we left we had to … Continue reading

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SSSSHHHHHH! Spotify Is Watching Us

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TUTU!!!… that is all

So while I was packing for the great and awesome Portland to Coast relay, hubby felt he had to make a comment about EVERYTHING that was going in my bag. Hubby: 10 pairs of socks? You’re walking for 2 days. … Continue reading

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