Tag Archives: Fashion

Is It Bad Luck Or God Being A Jerk?

Hubby and I were both raised Catholic, which means neither of us has any desire to go to church now that we’re on our own and away from our families.  But I’m beginning to think that God is sending “subtle” hints … Continue reading

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Everything Wants To Kill Me!

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15 Years Together and He Notices What I Wear NOW!?

Me: VICTORY IS MINE!! (slamming front door shut with… well… with victory) Hubby: YAY! and like always NO idea what you’re talking about. Me: I found a dress for the wedding! Hubby: YAY! What wedding? Me:… SERIOUSLY!?! The wedding we’re … Continue reading

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It’s a Wedding Not a Funeral, the Bride Did Not Come From My Loins, and I’d Like to Keep My Vajayjay Covered

Seriously people these are things I’ve had to tell sales people trying to sell me their idea of a “perfect dress” for my friends wedding. AAAARRRGGGHHHH! It should NOT be this hard! So what’s the problem you ask? I can … Continue reading

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My New Necklace is Trying to Kill Me

I LOVE accessories. You know the long-held fashion tip, before you walk out the door look in the mirror and take off one accessory? PPPPHHHHHTTTT!!! I say throw another on! The more the merrier! In fact the more you look … Continue reading

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So aparantly all dog owners are psychopaths

I learn the most interesting things while Hubby and I are just driving around. Me: Why can’t I have a dog? Hubby: We live in a one bedroom apartment. Me: So we’ll get a small… Hubby: I will NEVER own … Continue reading

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Why My Morning Walk Sucked

I don’t know why everything about my walk this morning sucked, it’s usually a very happy and enjoyable start to my day. 1. Neighbors Dog – I love it when he runs along side me yapping and jumping on his hind legs (I … Continue reading

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Apparently Nerdy CAN be Slutty

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The Cat Lady’s Dance

I dedicate this post to my friend Tif who termed the phrase Cat Lady’s Dance during our last coffee run. It doesn’t matter where my cat is in my apartment, the minute I put on a pair of black slacks… she knows … Continue reading

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The D League

Oh the D league, you all have them.  You haven’t done any laundry in weeks and the only thing that remains in your panty drawer is the D league.  The sad, pathetic underwear you KNOW you should toss, but you don’t … Continue reading

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