Tag Archives: Fashion
Is It Bad Luck Or God Being A Jerk?
Hubby and I were both raised Catholic, which means neither of us has any desire to go to church now that we’re on our own and away from our families. But I’m beginning to think that God is sending “subtle” hints … Continue reading
Everything Wants To Kill Me!
It’s a Wedding Not a Funeral, the Bride Did Not Come From My Loins, and I’d Like to Keep My Vajayjay Covered
Seriously people these are things I’ve had to tell sales people trying to sell me their idea of a “perfect dress” for my friends wedding. AAAARRRGGGHHHH! It should NOT be this hard! So what’s the problem you ask? I can … Continue reading
My New Necklace is Trying to Kill Me
I LOVE accessories. You know the long-held fashion tip, before you walk out the door look in the mirror and take off one accessory? PPPPHHHHHTTTT!!! I say throw another on! The more the merrier! In fact the more you look … Continue reading
So aparantly all dog owners are psychopaths
I learn the most interesting things while Hubby and I are just driving around. Me: Why can’t I have a dog? Hubby: We live in a one bedroom apartment. Me: So we’ll get a small… Hubby: I will NEVER own … Continue reading
The Cat Lady’s Dance
I dedicate this post to my friend Tif who termed the phrase Cat Lady’s Dance during our last coffee run. It doesn’t matter where my cat is in my apartment, the minute I put on a pair of black slacks… she knows … Continue reading
The D League
Oh the D league, you all have them. You haven’t done any laundry in weeks and the only thing that remains in your panty drawer is the D league. The sad, pathetic underwear you KNOW you should toss, but you don’t … Continue reading
