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Why I will NEVER own a fish again… Part 3

Tif: I’m getting an extra caramel, extra whip caramel frapaccino, you? Me: *sigh* nonfat, sugar-free, no whip iced caramel latte. Tif: Your drink makes me sad. Me: Me too.  So number 5 reason why I shouldn’t own a fish again… are you … Continue reading

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Monkey goes to my Kickball game

I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned this, but I’m on a kickball team… ya that’s the game you played in elementary school that was like baseball, but instead of bats and hard balls it was played with a big red bouncy … Continue reading

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My Mother Ladies and Gentlemen

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I’ll be there on your judgement day

SOME BASTARD STOLE MY FOG LIGHT GRILLE COVERS! So what you say? Why the fuss? No big deal. IT IS A FREAKING BIG DEAL!!  And I believe that where ever that BASTARD is he has NO idea how much he’s FRACKED with my … Continue reading

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We’ve got an admin down… ADMIN DOWN!!

Today started like any other Monday, me sitting at my desk waiting for my older than dirt laptop to start-up while I pondered if driving my car off the bridge this morning would have been better or worse then coming into work today.  I could have … Continue reading

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My father and I aren’t allowed to play board games together.

My father and I love games, especially the awesomely fantastically wonderful board game Cranium.  This game has everything! Sculpting, Word Jumbles, Spelling, Trivia, and Charades. However after the Christmas 2007 incident, my dad and I are no longer allowed to play it … Continue reading

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7B Idaho Plates Almost Killed My Family… Good Times!!

I was walking into work today and saw a little Subaru with 7B Idaho license plates and instantly got homesick.  7B is the code for my home town in Idaho. I then started laughing as I remembered a family vacation that … Continue reading

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Monkey goes to Zoo Brew 2011

Drunkey Monkey had an awesome time at the Oregon Zoo Brew! (Zoo Brew is an AMAZING event where tons of brewries give away drinks while you walk around the zoo communing with nature. DM thinks this is the best idea … Continue reading

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Oh, Like You Haven’t Set Yourself on Fire

Let me just start by stating I’m not a complete idiot… but I have been known to act before thinking. An excellent example of this would be when I accidentaly set my bathroom on fire… along with myself. Let me … Continue reading

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