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Hey Hasbro! Stop fucking with my childhood!

I saw the most hideous commercial on tv last night. Credit Card Monopoly… ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?! It’s exactly like the good old-fashioned Monopoly I grew up with, EXCEPT now instead of using paper money, you swipe a plastic bank card… COME ON! The best … Continue reading

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TUTU!!!… that is all

So while I was packing for the great and awesome Portland to Coast relay, hubby felt he had to make a comment about EVERYTHING that was going in my bag. Hubby: 10 pairs of socks? You’re walking for 2 days. … Continue reading

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I’m A Total Disappointment To My Childhood Self

So I was walking to work today and saw a Jeep drive by, which got me thinking. I should totally buy a Jeep, I’ve wanted one ever since I was a little kid.  That’s it, I’m buying a Jeep and … Continue reading

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15 Years Together and He Notices What I Wear NOW!?

Me: VICTORY IS MINE!! (slamming front door shut with… well… with victory) Hubby: YAY! and like always NO idea what you’re talking about. Me: I found a dress for the wedding! Hubby: YAY! What wedding? Me:… SERIOUSLY!?! The wedding we’re … Continue reading

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Country Life = Horney Chickens and Pissed Off Birds

So my parents have bought the farm… AH! No, seriously they’ve  retired to their little farm.  So Hubby and I went up and visited them last week and learned a little more about farming then we really needed to know. Me: Dad I can’t believe … Continue reading

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You’re the navigator, catch the damn corn!

Hubby and I just got back from our vacation with my family and while I’ll be blogging about all the awesomely awesome things we did, I HAVE to first tell the story about our drive home because it was truly … Continue reading

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My Parents… Those Lying Bastards.

Looking in the mirror today I realized two things: 1. I have a lot of freckles 2. My parents are lying bastards. I remember being young and HATING my freckles.  But my parents told me not to worry because as I got … Continue reading

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LOOK OUT! Evil Purple Unicorn is Out Amongst Us!

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CIA Cat Goes to the Vet

I’m happy to say that this years annual exam found CIA Cat healthy and the Megacolon clear! AND… This year Hubby came along for the first time, which I think CIA Cat really appreciated as he’s her favorite. I will … Continue reading

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Curse You The Band Perry!!

It’s sad how it only takes 3 minutes to turn me from a happy normal woman to a complete emotional clusterfuck. Started with me happily sitting at work, typing away at my laptop, listening to my radio when ‘If I Die Young’ by … Continue reading

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