SUBSCRIBE HERE… well actually down there
Tag Archives: family
Planes are Dodging Pigs and Hitler’s Bobsledding in Hell!
After all of my many, many, many failed attempts to get Hubby to agree to it… IT’S finally happened!!! NO! Not that… Dude, get your mind out of the gutter! WE GOT A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!! He’s a mini australian shepherd, he’s adorable, and sweet, … Continue reading
MY MOTHER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!
I got a call from my mother this morning that started with happy news and ended with me fearing for my future mental health. Mom: Honey, I got my doe! Me: Doe, a deer? A female deer? Mom: I regret … Continue reading
Aaahhhhh Yes, I’ve Always Been This Funny
So my parents are retiring to the country and are clearing out some of the “clutter” in their life. And apparently my GENIUS is considered clutter. My mother sent me a box of random Mona things. It contained old yearbooks, … Continue reading
Has Star Trek taught us NOTHING!?!?!?
Well civil war broke out in our house last night, and for once it was NOT my fault … well not really… well kind of … well shit. Okay it started with my sister in law posting a video of … Continue reading
Ha Ha Universe… HA. HA.
Having a bit of a low day today, so I’ve decided to think of all the happy things in my life to help bring me up… Alright, here we go. I played kickball yesterday with my FAVORITE team, Tiaras & … Continue reading
Time travel, all you need is wine.
PHEW! My mother just left for home after a FANTASTIC visit with me and Hubby. It was 4 days of mother daughter hijinks with a crazed Hubby following after us with band aids and fire extinguishers… I swear you set a room on fire once … Continue reading
I currently don’t know where my underwear are, but I have a plaque that says I’m FABULOUS!
Hubby, CIA Cat, and I have just finished moving to our new AMAZING apartment , and I have only just now found my laptop. It had been packed up in a kitchen box… apparantly, per Hubby, “it was covered with so much … Continue reading
Nice burn… mom.
While walking home from work today I tripped on a curb, while talking to my mother on the phone. Me: WAAHH! Mom: What happened?! Me: I just tripped on the curb. Mom: So you lied. Me: What? Mom: When you … Continue reading
And then I peed my pants
Well that’s it people, I have officially seen the funniest thing I’m ever gonna see. The world holds no mystery for me anymore. When? Last night Where? Our living room Who? CIA Cat, Hubby, and Me What? The Laser Pointer … Continue reading
And that’s why I only do this once a F$*&@# year!
GOOD LORD! Creating a new header collage could lead a person to drink… and since I do that already, it actually lead me to drink so much I had a complete weekend blackout. Seriously. I remember sitting down at the computer ready to … Continue reading
But That's For Another Blog 