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I cooked the turkey because I didn’t want my husband to set the house on fire with a deep fryer… then I set the house on fire…
IT WAS NOT MY FAULT… okay it was a smidgen my fault… But more the dogs then mine… anywho… The Thanksgiving Fire of 2013, will be remembered right up there with The Great Bathroom Fire of 02‘, and The Lightning Striked … Continue reading
GAH! I’m a horrible, very important, person!!!
So I know it’s been FOREVER since I’ve posted something new, and it’s not that I haven’t had interesting things to post about… THIS IS ME WE’RE TALKING ABOUT! I mean last week Hubby took me to a high speed … Continue reading
Someone should have prepared me for dog diarrhea
Dude, shut up, I don’t care if the title of this blog makes you sick, try being in my shoes!! … actually you’ll want to stay away from my pink pumps…Orko didn’t make it outside in time once… *shudder*. So … Continue reading
My Dog is Edward Cullen… that’s not creepy…
Hubby: Orko was a huge pain in the ass after you went to bed last night. Me: Did he fart and try to blame it on you? Hubby: … no. Me: Did he refuse to give up his TV remote … Continue reading
My dog has excellent taste in literature… literally
Me: Well, we now know that Orko has excellent taste in literature, he ate one of my Harry Potter books. Ashley: Which one? Me: The Half Blood Prince. Ashley: I would have figured Deathly Hollows, kind of like a payback … Continue reading
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Tagged authors, books, cry, death, destruction, dog, dumbledore, family, Friends, harry potter, laugh, life, pets
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HEAR ME!! no seriously… you’re gonna hear me.
UPDATE Okay it’s been decided. Tonight I will record myself telling the ‘Don’t Panic, That’s Just His Penis’ story, with special guest Orko… and his penis. Ya, this is gonna go well. So one thing my friends tell me, a … Continue reading
The End is Near!… time to exercise.
Hubby and I are hard-core surfers… channel surfers that is. We will not stay on a channel longer then 2 seconds before moving on to something else. This could drive some couples mad, but Hubby and I have set up … Continue reading
O.M.G. I’m THAT person!
So… I just did this… AND I’M NOT SORRY!!! ORKO HAS HIS OWN FACEBOOK PAGE… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! http://www.facebook.com/#!/orko.munoz (please be Orko’s friend, as Hubby will soon be sending his mother to the loony bin and he’ll need all the friends he … Continue reading
It’s okay to love your toys… just don’t lllooooovvvveeee your toys
So as I last posted, Hubby and I have FINALLY gotten a puppy. And like all new parents, we are spoiling the bajeesus out of him. We’ve had him a full week and I have purchased over 8 toys for him … Continue reading
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