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BACK TO MY ROOTS!!! Meaning we’ve moved back to Seattle… Not that I went back to my natural hair color… I tried that and got bored with it after 2 months… My hair is currently blue.

WE MOVED!! Don’t get me wrong, I loved the 500 days out of the year of temperatures in the triple digits… But I am SUPER happy to be back to my home state of Washington and the return of that wet … Continue reading

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And now Hubby says he can never show his face in the E.R.

So Hubby loves playing in pick up basketball games.  This is basically when a bunch of guys  who don’t know each other go to the park, gather at the basketball court, and then within 1 minute of meeting are best friends … Continue reading

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Orko learned the hard way that bigger is not always better… poor puppy.

Here’s some more pics of our northern adventure in the snow. Orko loves snow and he loves it even more when it’s in the shape of his favorite object… ball. So Hubby was making Orko’s day, until things got a … Continue reading

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How hair curlers ended my sex life.

Hubby: oh my god, what is that? Me: What’s what? Hubby: That!! (pointing at my head) Me: Hair curlers! I just got them, it says I just roll my hair up at night and I awaken to lustrous, bouncing curls. … Continue reading

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The stars were late and my mother was naked… pretty much…

So Because I’m an amazing daughter I purchased a STELLAR birthday gift for my mother… literally. From my past posts you know that my parents are happily retired on their organic garlic farm in Washington returning to their younger days … Continue reading

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It’s 2015 and all I got was this little gecko

So funny story, actually more awkward then funny, the awkwardest part being that I’m not the biggest weirdo in this story. I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but it’s freaking cold outside.  This is normal for some of … Continue reading

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Tis the Season to make your in-laws feel uncomfortable!!

My sister-in-law just sent a text to Hubby and I including a picture of her son playing with his Hanukkah gift. The conversation that followed is probably making her rethink her invitation to let us stay with them over the holiday … Continue reading

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A photo montage of skin cancer healing… the only real reason to take selfies… FINALLY THERE’S A REASON!!!!

Well my plastic surgery was done 2 months ago and now all bandages are off and healing is going strong!! It was a pretty weird procedure, especially since the doctor decided that I had the “right stuff” and didn’t need … Continue reading

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Just when you thought skin cancer was the worst thing to happen to you.

You all know Sheri, my bestie who chose me over a wine snob and nearly got us kicked out of our favorite bar for making me scream chlamydia.  Well she’s back, and proving to me, on Facebook, that there are … Continue reading

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Thirty minutes after finding out I have skin cancer, Hubby discovers the cure to Cancer!

1:15pm – Hubby and I are on the phone discussing the procedure. Hubby: I don’t understand, why are they cutting you? Me: So they can find how deep the cancer goes. Hubby: That’s crazy! They have to have a machine … Continue reading

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