Tag Archives: evil
My New Necklace is Trying to Kill Me
I LOVE accessories. You know the long-held fashion tip, before you walk out the door look in the mirror and take off one accessory? PPPPHHHHHTTTT!!! I say throw another on! The more the merrier! In fact the more you look … Continue reading
Curse You The Band Perry!!
It’s sad how it only takes 3 minutes to turn me from a happy normal woman to a complete emotional clusterfuck. Started with me happily sitting at work, typing away at my laptop, listening to my radio when ‘If I Die Young’ by … Continue reading
Evil Purple Unicorn Wants Me to Kill
I was standing in the checkout line at the little korean owned snack shop in my building when I felt someone watching me. I turned around to see this staring at me from the shelf. Me: HOLY SHIT! Uni: Don’t … Continue reading
The Cat Lady’s Dance
I dedicate this post to my friend Tif who termed the phrase Cat Lady’s Dance during our last coffee run. It doesn’t matter where my cat is in my apartment, the minute I put on a pair of black slacks… she knows … Continue reading
