Tag Archives: Drinking

Pledge Furniture Polish is for Furniture, NOT FLOORS!

So Hubby and I are LOVING our new apartment, especially all the hardwood floors! But because we’ve never had hardwood floors before, there have been some learning experiences. 1. All furniture should have buffer pads stuck to their bottoms, so they … Continue reading

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Happy 1 year anniversary, you lazy ass!

I’ve been blogging for one year! And it’s been over a week since my last blog… Anniversary Fail! To be fair the tax season is my busiest time of the year at work. I actually had to give up my … Continue reading

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Oh good grief…

There are certain things some people should just not do.  Blind People should not give friends haircuts 700 pound women should not wear mini-skirts I should not attempt to slide into a base … guess which one of these things … Continue reading

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Tiaras and Ascots first kickball game!… shit

Okay so last Sunday was the first game for my kickball team, Tiaras and Ascots. Our team is full of newbie kickballers so I made sure to set us up in the lowest/easiest league available… the F league.  I like … Continue reading

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Cause you just didn’t drink enough…

Happy Day After St. Patrick’s Day!!!  And because I’m just sure you haven’t had enough reason to drink yourself into delusion this weekend… HERE’S EPISODE 3 OF 2 GEEKY GIRLY GIRLS… oohhh sorry, probably shouldn’t be shouting… ENJOY!!

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Play by play of our WHO EXTRAVAGANZA!

So as I mentioned in my last post, there is a Dr. Who themed pub in Portland. After much shrieking and dancing around like little girls Ashley, my fellow geek enthusiast and best bud, and I departed for our Who adventure.  I wanted … Continue reading

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How dry I am

So I don’t know if you’ve noticed from some of my posts but I like wine… and gin… and vodka… and, well you get the jist.  Anywho I made the mistake of coming home from one of the Bitches Be … Continue reading

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Iron Chef Thanksgiving… IT’S ON!

Me: I wish you would be more excited about going to my parents’ cabin for Thanksgiving. Hubby: Your parents’ cabin, that’s out in the boonies with no TV and minimal cell coverage… ya I’m really excited. Me: But it will be fun!  … Continue reading

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Poor Hubby, He Never Saw It Coming

Posted by Mona Hubby just asked when are we having a Harry Potter marathon day… I have never been so turned on! Ladies! Who’s interested!! Jenn I find it disturbing that you say you are turned on and then ask … Continue reading

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Out with the Oldish and In with the Kinda New!

It’s finally happened, I’m bored with my blog. To be honest I thought it would have happened a lot sooner.  But it’s true, I can’t spend another day looking at my blog’s… HEADER PICTURE! HA HA! I totally had you … Continue reading

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