Tag Archives: dog

I neutered my dog on Valentines Day and now I’m being haunted by his balls… seriously.

Posted on February 18, 2013 by But That's For Another Blog

Let me just start by stating that I’m not a bad person, or a sadist, or a hater of stupid holidays created by Hallmark. It’s just that was the only day they had open for surgery for like months! And let’s think … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged Animals, balls, disturbing, dog, funny, ghost, jesus, laugh, life, messiah, neutered, pets, phantom, valentines day, vets, wrong | 8 Comments

I don’t need your pity!… I get enough from my dog

Posted on February 12, 2013 by But That's For Another Blog

So, was watching some Westminster Dog Show last night, cause I’m a dog owner now and that’s what we dog owners do… right? Anywho, I got excited extremely excited holy shit losing my mind excited when the Herding Group came on and out … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged australian shepherd, dog, dog show, happy, ignore, laugh, life, love, pity, puppy, sad | 3 Comments

I’m a Vlogger!!!… and kinda fuzzy…

Posted on February 5, 2013 by But That's For Another Blog

Okay first vlog (video + blog) DONE! Learned lots of things with this first vlog: 1. Don’t move hands or you go fuzzy 2. Have the post printed out so you don’t lose your place, AND 3. Do not leave … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged blog, dog, fun, Humor, laugh, love, pets, puppy, vlog | 4 Comments

Webcams, there to show your shame… or your puppies…

Posted on January 16, 2013 by But That's For Another Blog

Orko has started going to doggy day care… SHUT UP,IT’S ONLY ONCE A WEEK!!!! … sorry… I used to make fun of people who took their dogs to doggy day care and now that I’m one of them, I constantly … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged dog, Humor, humping, laugh, life, puppy, shame, wrong | 9 Comments

It’s okay to love your toys… just don’t lllooooovvvveeee your toys

Posted on November 12, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

So as I last posted, Hubby and I have FINALLY gotten a puppy. And like all new parents, we are spoiling the bajeesus out of him. We’ve had him a full week and I have purchased over 8 toys for him … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged dog, family, Humor, laugh, love, marriage, puppy, sad, sex, texting, Wine, wrong | 6 Comments

Planes are Dodging Pigs and Hitler’s Bobsledding in Hell!

Posted on November 8, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

After all of my many, many, many failed attempts to get Hubby to agree to it… IT’S finally happened!!! NO! Not that… Dude, get your mind out of the gutter! WE GOT A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!! He’s a mini australian shepherd, he’s adorable, and sweet, … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged animal, baby, cartoons, cute, dog, family, friend, happy, he-man, hubby, Humor, laugh, love, marriage, puppy | 1 Comment

Sparkley… TAKE A DRINK!

Posted on September 21, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Once again I’ve tasted shoe… bleck. Confused? Well of course you are you’re reading my blog after all, but I’ll clarify. Tasting shoe basically transfers to putting your foot in your mouth… aahhh now you get it, aren’t I clever! … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged dog, drink, embarrasing, fasion, Friends, fun, funny, home shopping network, house hunting, Humor, jewelry, life, shiney, shopping, story, Wine | 1 Comment

But Officer What If I Break The Window?

Posted on August 19, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

People that leave their dogs in a locked car on a hot day deserve the spot in hell usually reserved for pediphiles and people who talk on their phone while at the movies… ya they’re that bad. While waiting for my hubby outside his … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged 911, blog, car, dog, funny, hot, hubby, Humor, laws, lesson learned, life, marriage, officer, policeman, story | 5 Comments

I’m A Total Disappointment To My Childhood Self

Posted on August 18, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

So I was walking to work today and saw a Jeep drive by, which got me thinking. I should totally buy a Jeep, I’ve wanted one ever since I was a little kid. That’s it, I’m buying a Jeep and … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA Cat, Humor | Tagged blogging, childhood, dog, experience, family, famous, Friends, Humor, husband, jeep, job, learn, lessons, life, love, marriage, movies, stories, travel, tv, world | 8 Comments

Don’t Think About It… DAMMIT!

Posted on August 2, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Posted in Facebook/IM Dialogue, Humor | Tagged co-worker, depressing, dog, elephants, highway, Humor, iming, laugh, life, long day, pink, poor doggy, sad | 2 Comments