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I HAVE THE PAIN TOLERANCE OF 10 MEN!!!… kinda…
I have always believed that I have an amazingly high pain tolerance. Okay granted, I’m sure almost everyone in the world believes they have a high pain tolerance, and they probably also believe that they could take a gun shot … Continue reading
Someone should have prepared me for dog diarrhea
Dude, shut up, I don’t care if the title of this blog makes you sick, try being in my shoes!! … actually you’ll want to stay away from my pink pumps…Orko didn’t make it outside in time once… *shudder*. So … Continue reading
And just when you think I couldn’t get any awesomer… BAM!
I was looking at my laptop a few days ago and I realized something… it was dull… like really dull… and depressing… like 5 seconds away from slitting its own circuits depressing. This is no good! I’m an energetic, fun, … Continue reading
GOOGLE!!! Why Have You Forsaken Me??
I think I titled this right, I’m not quite certain what forsaken means. Pretty sure I read somewhere that Jesus said that when he was on the cross, although he didn’t say Google but Father, who happened to be God, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged directions, dog, dumb, god, going to hell for this one, life, love, marriage, search, wrong
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How teaching my dog how to swim became a Doctor Who episode.
TA DA! I said I would post about Orko’s first swimming experience and I did! I’m actually becoming a dependable and honest blogger… well let’s not get crazy. SO here is a photo montage of Orko and Hubby in the … Continue reading
It’s all fun and games till a bird poops on you.
WE DID IT! Hubby and I are in Phoenix!! Goodbye rainy Portland days, hello sweltering Phoenix days… this is better, right? Anywho, the move down was quite an adventure as Hubby and I decided to drive it… nonstop… all 1,350 … Continue reading
And that’s how I caused mass hysteria on public transport
I would just like to start this blog, the same way I start most of my stories that end in total and complete mayhem, by stating that it was NOT. MY. FAULT… okay maybe a little bit. This is how … Continue reading
Facebook is Going to the Dogs… Literally.
As you all know Orko has his own Facebook page. And he posted this ADORABLE photo to our friend Tracy’s Facebook page, addressed to her dog Nigel… who shockingly does NOT have his own Facebook page… just saying Tracy… And just … Continue reading
THERE ARE DRUG DEALERS AT COSTCO… just thought you should know.
Hubby and I made a quick stop at Costco last night to get Orko a new awesome bed that I had seen advertised and HAD to buy for him immediately. Seriously, I don’t know how that poor dog had even been sleeping without … Continue reading
My dog has excellent taste in literature… literally
Me: Well, we now know that Orko has excellent taste in literature, he ate one of my Harry Potter books. Ashley: Which one? Me: The Half Blood Prince. Ashley: I would have figured Deathly Hollows, kind of like a payback … Continue reading
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Tagged authors, books, cry, death, destruction, dog, dumbledore, family, Friends, harry potter, laugh, life, pets
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But That's For Another Blog 